samuel

Mouth breathing on public transport should be outlawed

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everything I've ever learned about Diplo has been involuntarily acquired knowledge

Listen to Tetramorph by Rachika Nayar

I like it as much as the next guy, but is anyone else sick to the back teeth of pistachio now?

no one fucking cares Roisin

Have just seen a man trying to pry open a slow to open tube door, my brother in Christ nowhere you need to be at 9am on a Monday morning is that serious.

exactlyyyyy, and conversation is only ever on my terms?

I started a while ago during a "bad time" and I've been obsessed with it ever since, it's such a time sink and I have no idea why

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well, this narrows it down for sure

Watched an episode of Judge Judy (for the first time) and it's garbage? Am I missing something aside from the clear bias, constant interruptions and classism she regularly exhibits?

88 sections? Strap in, I'm going to be investigating every piece of furniture. Celeste needs inspo for her Pinterest board.

Have just seen someone write techstyles and not textiles... open up the schools, they have failed us.

more pig balls

Subscribed to Now just to watch Spy Kids 3

Faculty still holds up, Elijah's big blues get me every time. That and Josh Hartnett's fucking haircut.

trying to get more into this app, here's a new photo of me or whatever

spent two weeks in mainland Europe and didn't smoke a single cigarette, everybody clap

We wanted to pester this stubborn gentleman but he didn't change his expression or stance the entire time.

5/10 for pets but 11/10 for integrity.

@thecatreviewer.bsky.social

saw a Fred Perry barrel bag this morning, I thought we defeated that very specific type of evil

nothing like a panic attack in the stock room to really humble you

probably the reason I don't watch it tbh the Aussie one is good though!

have absolutely no idea, he decided to get in the way of the shot too 😤

Had to run across the street to stop this precious baby from running into the street to get attention. Safety awareness - 3/10 but climbed up onto my knee when I crouched down and look at those green eyes!

@thecatreviewer.bsky.social

fucking graduating today, ain't I?

have successfully made multiple Christmas games uncomfortable due to being extremely competitive but I won them all so who cares

my body/brain not allowing me to sleep until two hours before I need to get up when I have yet another illness seems rather cruel.

there seems to be some nocturnal birds outside my window who are very vocal and for some reason give me very acute anxiety when I can't sleep at 2am?