Molly <3

bean air freshener

it’s gonna smell so good in here

No better time to DM your crushes!

Mine has hearts suspended in it💕

i’ve got a disease and doctor said the only cure is a woman falling asleep on my chest

does Dracula need to be invited inside HomeGoods or can he enter freely? what about Waffle House??

If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.

"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.

Got a stupid respiratory infection and couldn’t go to the lesbian Halloween party last night fuck my loser dyke life

Is it just me or were there a lot more kids being cops this year than last

I don’t promote violence but goddamn I wanna punch the stupid outta this person

getting labs done to check my pretty boy swag levels

Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend never had a slim Jim

i am a girl who loves trinkets

Did yall know Tarzan got shot?

Told my friends I’m going through lesbian puberty bc I can’t stop laughing at dick jokes

Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the

Came out to my parents this weekend! They were actually great about it (yay!)

My loss? Babe I’m a 5’11 lesbian who catches bugs in the house and takes them outside

Women don’t miss their ex they miss one direction

‘I’m like Nancy drew if she had big boobs and a paddleboard’

Took some time off to reorganize my mental illnesses.

Once in NYC my bag tore and my wallet fell out without my noticing. A week later I got a call from an older woman who said she’d found it and was trying to track me down for a while but at first she only found a mailing address for my dad and wouldn’t send it there because she’d “never trust a man”

Meme: background of dolphins and fish in the ocean and rainbows in the sky with text that reads “how it feels to contribute to the declining birth rate”

You ain't gotta love gavin but love that he's speeding up that muhfucka's decline.

Laughing at Mormon memes then realizing I did that shit

I wish I was this dumb

having a mind palace implies the existence of mind dungeon which i also have

Girl I was seeing ‘exclusively’ for three months fucked someone the weekend I was out of town dealing w my grandmas death and I found out at a lesbian beach party, how’s y’all’s summer going?

a furby but its skin is beans

furbean

A baby at work I love her