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All I see is a bunch of gas-pumping, tobacco-chewing, inbred white trash

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Texas Death Breathes New Life Into Professional Wrestling - VGBees Editor’s note: this piece contains images and descriptions of violent wrestling matches and moments featuring blood, simulated strangling/asphyxiation, and more. These images have not been...

The Texas Death Match between Jon Moxley & Hangman Adam Page was a big, bad motherfucker of a match, a transcendent AEW moment whose legend will only grow from Saturday, a redemption story so strong it healed some wounds that stretched back to 1997.

For @vgbees.com:

vgbees.com/texas-death-...

15.07.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 262    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 30

Funniest text I've ever received

05.06.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its so cute!!!

26.05.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwhy do gazans need money?” bitch why do you need money

25.05.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 876    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Tom Cruise might be my least favorite actor of all time

25.05.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got like 58 ISBNs left, just saying

24.05.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok what

24.05.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe a weird thing to do at 40 years old, but i haven't been motivated since my chapbook came out 4 years ago. So it just feels good to even have the drive to WANT to write something again.

24.05.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am going back to school this summer, mostly to put off my loans until this SAVE plan shit is figured out, but putting this into the universe for accountability sake:

I will finish my first feature by Dec 2026 & will eventually take an honest stab at trying to sell it.

24.05.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ishii being a sad man

Ishii being a sad man

Drunk orson welles

Drunk orson welles

Tommy want wingy

Tommy want wingy

For me to poop on

For me to poop on

Been adding Final Fantasy speech boxes to things.

07.05.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The king.

01.04.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kenny Omega

27.03.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still got my signed copy

26.03.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too! Should be a fun one!

26.03.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing a curtsy, ty

26.03.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t stop watching this shit

26.03.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blake Christian ブレむク・クγƒͺスチャン on X: "I never wanna be a good guy again 2023 was All Heart. 2024 is All Heat #HeatSeeker https://t.co/KuT47Q1cyN" / X I never wanna be a good guy again 2023 was All Heart. 2024 is All Heat #HeatSeeker https://t.co/KuT47Q1cyN

tyvm! And same!

Have you seen the one Blake made? I basically ripped it off entirely lol.

x.com/_BlakeChrist...

26.03.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he's vanilla baby

26.03.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Bobby Brown Is A Minimalist Tour De Force On β€˜Every Little Step’ Back in 1988, Bobby Brown had been riding high as the breakout member of the Teen Pop and R&B group, New Edition. But his second solo album, Don’t Be Cruel, was about to send his stock into the strato...

New article! Share & Subscribe! Bursting out the gate with that signature black coat, hi-top Gumby haircut and doing the Roger Rabbit dance; Bobby is all kinetic energy. Bouncing and snapping to that catchy New Jack Swing Pop beat. Making sure that America gets a good, hard look at what he can do.

25.03.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vaccines should be a last line of defense, the most important thing to do is wear a mask, ventilate and try not to get infected. Every single time you get sick with Covid your body is harmed and the damage to your body is cumulative. This is why you want to mitigate infection

20.03.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Just looked up a goldeneye duck and my immediate thought was not the 90s reference any of you may have been expecting.

19.03.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STINKS

20.03.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like he's about to star in a Sapphic coming of age film

20.03.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally, I think if a guy is too stupid to understand his place on the card to the point where your long-tenured main eventers are most likely refusing to wrestle after him, I think that guy is probably not the best wrestler in the world

20.03.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mood

20.03.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got a $17 bag of frozen fish for free on a BOGO over a month ago and my wife has to hear about it every time I eat this fish, which is often

07.03.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami Support independent art and artists | Check out 'Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami' on Indiegogo.

So proud and excited to officially put @mithgifs.bsky.social's book "Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami" on sale to the 🀼 public.

Was supposed to launch yesterday, but delayed out of solidarity with the economic boycott.

Support independent artists!

www.indiegogo.com/projects/fig...

01.03.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Uriah?!

26.02.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blows LIS out of the water to be honest (granted, I'm 40)

26.02.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wake up bestie, new lesbians have entered the chat

24.02.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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