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Arlo Crawford

@sleepyheadforever.bsky.social

I love golf, sitting quietly and giant chewy Sweetarts. Bylines in the New York Times Magazine, The Atlantic, The Washington Post and The Golfer’s Journal. My portfolio if you even care: https://arlo-crawford.com/

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I notice the de Young has been used as the main image for these stories, FAMSF has had its own share of scandals but are they connected to this one too?

11.06.2025 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This happened with Sergey too but it played out on google+ so it got less attention

06.06.2025 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s only in print unless you’re a TGJ subscriber, beautiful but difficult to share…

29.05.2025 20:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Did you know there are 15k bodies under the golf course in SF’s Lincoln Park? Wrote for The Golfer’s Journal about the reclamation of City Cemetery and how memorials and temples were integrated into the course.

29.05.2025 19:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Death, Sex, God and Golf John Updike and the beauty of a dismal game

Updike knew that the suffering was the point open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...

23.05.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re selling a nuclear bomb how important is the color you paint it?

23.05.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"materialism is bad boohoo things won't make you happy"

that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff

21.05.2025 23:26 — 👍 1407    🔁 264    💬 28    📌 25

A coyote actually stole my ball from the fairway on the 10th hole at Presidio. Happy to have photographic evidence that you found it, I revised my score card

19.05.2025 23:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That’s basically an Alexander Calder sculpture right there, beautiful

16.05.2025 16:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
hole detail, baker's mini golf, route 7, lanesborough, massachusetts, 1984

hole detail, baker's mini golf, route 7, lanesborough, massachusetts, 1984

hole detail, baker's mini golf, route 7, lanesborough, massachusetts, 1984

16.05.2025 16:36 — 👍 89    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 3

‘Buick buyers cant even pronounce ø, you idiots, much less the people buying financial planning from T Rowe Price!!!’

16.05.2025 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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3 diacritics in the first 10 names on the leaderboard, tv execs gnashing teeth rn.

16.05.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just the only four dudes who went to waste management and didn’t pass out in a porta potty

15.05.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure if they’re different or if we’re just in an era where it’s celebrated instead of shamed…

15.05.2025 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Golf Protip: Smoke More Cigarettes Less grinding, more chaos

Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor. open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe... #golf

13.05.2025 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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All this time we could have been calling Mark Twain…Josh.

13.05.2025 15:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
sign, putt-putt mini-golf route 29, spartanburg, south carolina, 1979

sign, putt-putt mini-golf route 29, spartanburg, south carolina, 1979

sign, putt-putt mini-golf route 29, spartanburg, south carolina, 1979

11.05.2025 01:36 — 👍 182    🔁 22    💬 2    📌 3
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King Ralph - Wikipedia

A lot of you are surprised by this pope thing but I’ve seen King Ralph en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Ra...

08.05.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I *don’t* want AI to create pics of Shrimp Jesus for boomer FB posts, I *do* want AI to sequence proteins. This is the first time I’ve heard some AI called ‘just machine learning’ and it makes me curious if one problem is that we’re calling it all ‘AI’ instead of making distinctions.

07.05.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How to Break 90: Stop Hating Yourself Golf pros hate this one weird trick

Golfers live outside the sight of god.
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05.05.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You play your normal courses and you forget what the rough really means, then you play TPC Harding and you’re reminded…

02.05.2025 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The overlap is small in the Venn diagram of ‘people who know who Frank Chu is’ and ‘people who know who Rory McIlroy is’ but I’m one of the 4 or 5 people thrilled to see this.

01.05.2025 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You forgot the ‘boogie woogie woogie’ which is sort of the best part

01.05.2025 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Playing at TPC Harding this afternoon, not my favorite course but I am stooooked to get out

01.05.2025 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Waiting For Bill And Ted

30.04.2025 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The guy from Jamiroquai’s hat was cool actually

30.04.2025 14:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Keep San Francisco (Golf) Weird The renovated course in Golden Gate Park is great but there are way fewer dead bodies.

"I remember the old course when the body of a tourist, abandoned by two kids who were on a thrill-kill rampage (one that would also claim the life of a tantric sex enthusiast in Marin) was found on the edge of the ninth fairway." #golf open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...

28.04.2025 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“The preppy, Porsche-driving villain from a 80s movie” League strategizing about how to beat the latest threat to their ratings: paint drying

28.04.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These people cant even see without garishly oversized glasses, hardly the kinds of Übermenschen Im looking for personally

27.04.2025 03:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

I'LL KEEP YOUR SCORE

QUIET-- WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY

SIGN - 1st TEE

( SLUGGO TRYING TO HIT THE GOLF BALL)

NANCY HAS ADDED TO THE SIGN-
1st
TEE
HEE

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER I'LL KEEP YOUR SCORE QUIET-- WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY SIGN - 1st TEE ( SLUGGO TRYING TO HIT THE GOLF BALL) NANCY HAS ADDED TO THE SIGN- 1st TEE HEE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 26 1950

27.04.2025 01:15 — 👍 889    🔁 51    💬 14    📌 3

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