FRITZI RITZ BY LARRY WHITTINGTON HOW DO I LOOK FRITZI? ' I GUESS YOUVE PLAYED IN PICTURES WITH WORSE LOOKING FELLOWS THAN I AM, HAVENT YOU? ( FRITZI DIDN’T ANSWER BOBBY) I SAY, WITH ALL THESE FUNNY LOOKING COMEDIANS AROUND HERE, I GUESS YOUVE PLAYED WITH WORSE LOOKING FELLOWS THAN I, HAVENT YOU? I HEARD, YOU THE FIRST TIME BOBBY- - I WAS JUST TRYING TO THINK!

Fritzi Ritz By Larry Whittington
May 28,1923

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER ( NANCY IS VERY WORRIED, SHE IMAGINES HERSELF IN JAIL) SIGN ON WALL- JAIL ( NANCY ALSO IMAGINED THAT HER PICTURE WAS RIGHT BESIDE AL CAPONE AND DILLINGER) PHOTOS- AL CAPONE DILLINGER NANCY WHAT’S WRONG NANCY? ( NANCY IMAGINES SHE IS IN A PRISON UNIFORM) THIS BOOK IS SEVEN DAYS OVERDUE AT THE LIBRARY

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 19,1947

Nancy By Ernie I DREAD GOING HOME THESE NIGHTS SINCE THAT BRAT IS LIVING WITH US IT USED TO BE SUCH A PLEASURE TO ARRIVE HOME… --- BUT NOW MY LITTLE HOUSE DOESN'T LOOK THE SAME TO ME ANYMORE ( MR SPUTTER SEES HIS HOUSE RESEMBLING NANCY WHEN HE ARRIVES HOME)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 13,1945

FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER OH, HOW AWFUL!--YOU SAY SLUGGO'S UNCLE LOST ALL HIS MONEY IN A BUSINESS DEAL! YEP--- THEY'RE TERRIBLE POOR AGAIN-THEY HAD TO MOVE BACK TO SHANTY OH. DEAR --I JUST HATE TO GO IN---I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THE POOR THINGS! HA! HA! --- JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, EH? SURE FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK HERE!! I JIST COULDN'T WAIT TO GIT INTO ME OLD RAGS---NOW I FEEL NATCHERAL AGAIN!!

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
May 23,1938

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER ARE YOU LOLA GLAMMA, THE MOVIE STAR ? THAT'S RIGHT, DEAR WOW--SHE SHOOK MY HAND --- I'LL NEVER WASH MY HAND AGAIN OH, DEAR -- IT'S STARTING TO RAIN YOUNGEST PICKPOCKET I EVER SAW

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 29,1952

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER I'LL GO SHOW SLUGGO MY NEW DRESS WOW--- I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THAT ( SLUGGO’S CHAIR SPRING SPRUNG)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 28,1956

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER MR. AND MRS. BROWN LOOK JUST LIKE EACH OTHER THEY SAY WHEN PEOPLE ARE TOGETHER A LOT, THEY GET TO LOOK ALIKE ? ( SLUGGO IS PUZZLED) ( NANCY IMAGINES HERSELF LOOKING LIKE SLUGGO)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 27,1967

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER WOW--- LOOK AT ALL THOSE PRETTY GOILS ON THOSE SIGNS I WISH ALL THE SIGNS WOULD COME TO LIFE SO DO I SIGN - FLOOP’S HARDWARE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 27,1952

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER BUSINESS IS AWFUL SIGN- SHOE SHINE 5c SIGN IN SHOP WINDOW- FISHING TICKLE YOUR SIGN READS -“FISHING TICKLE” INSTEAD OF "FISHING TACKLE' SURE --AND FOLKS KEEP COMING IN TO TELL ME ABOUT IT-- AND THEN BUY SOMETHING SLUGGO’S NEW SIGN- SHOO SHYNE 5c

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 25,1947

Happy Birthday to the best game ever

#Bloodborne #fanart

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER RING-G RING ( NANCY GETS OUT OF BED AND ANSWERS THE TELEPHONE) HELLO- - - NANCY SPEAKING PERSON ON OTHER END OF TELEPHONE- SORRY- - - WRONG NUMBER (AND AT THAT VERY MOMENT, PART OF THE CEILING FALLS ON NANCY’S BED) WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR CALLING

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 23,1955

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER CAN I HAVE THAT PIECE ?---MY BOY FRIEND CARVED IT ( INSCRIPTION ON THE PIECE OF WOOD NANCY ❤️ SLUGGO SURE I’M MAD AT HIM ( NANCY IS BURNING THE PIECE OF WOOD IN THE FIREPLACE)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 23,1960

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SEE HERE- - NO BATHING SUITS ALLOWED IN THE LOBBY! WHY NOT? WE'RE PAYING OUR WAY HERE! I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'LL EITHER HAVE TO GET DRESSED OR GO INTO THE WATER! ( WELL, NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN THE WATER, NANCY IS IN THE FOUNTAIN AND SLUGGO IS IN THE AQUARIUM)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 21,1944

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER DIS IS FUN - - - WOIKIN' AT TH' CIRCUS ( SLUGGO IS SELLING PRETZELS AT THE CIRCUS) PRETZEL MISTER ? NO - - - I CAN’T STAND CRUMBS IN MY BED PRETZEL MISTER? NO REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF WORK ( THE MAN IS A CONTORTIONIST)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 21,1949

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SIGN - MUSEUM HOURS 9 TO 5 PUBLIC NOTICE- DUE TO A SHORTAGE OF FUNDS WE ARE FORCED TO CUT EXPENSES HOW ARE THEY GOING TO CUT EXPENSES? SIGN ON DESK- GUARD WHY DON’T YOU ANSWER ME? ( NANCY DOESN’T KNOW THAT SHE IS TALKING TO A MANNEQUIN DRESSED A GUARD)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 21,1950

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SOME MEN LIKE THE ATHLETIC TYPE OF GIRL BOOK TITLE- CHARM BOOK - - WHILE OTHERS LIKE THE DAINTY FEMININE TYPE I'M NOT SURE WHICH TYPE SLUGGO LIKES ( NANCY DRESSES WITH ONE SIDE ATHLETIC AND ONE SIDE DAINTY)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 13,1951

FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER WHAT'S DIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU OWNING A LAUNCH, NANCY?--- IS IT TRUE? YEP!- - -AND AUNT FRITZI IS GONNA TAKE YOU AND ME ON A TWO WEEKS CRUISE! OH BOY: I'VE GOTTA GET ME A SAILOR SUIT TOO OH THAT'S SWELL--- THEN WE'LL BOTH LOOK THE SAME! ( WHILE NANCY IS DRESSED AS A SAILOR, SLUGGO IS DRESSED AS AN ADMIRAL)

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
April 29,1938

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER I WOIKED FOR TONY THE FRUIT MAN TODAY, AND HE GAVE ME THESE BANANAS I'LL MAKE A SIGN AND WE'LL SELL THEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? WHENEVER I WRITE BANANA, I CAN'T STOP BUY A BANANANANANANA

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 25,1948

Quotepost with a picture you took in a National Park.

#nationalparkservice America’s best idea.

Canyonlands NP my beloved

FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER THIS CERT'NY IS A ELEGANT DAY TO GO TO THE MOVIES! TSK.TSK. ---WHAT A HAT TO WEAR IN A THEATRE - - - SOME PEOPLE IS AWFUL MEAN! I THINK I'LL SIT IN FRONT OF HER --THE SEAT IS EMPTY! ( NANCY OPENS HER UMBRELLA IN FRONT OF THE LADY WHO IS WEARING THE LARGE HAT)

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
April 7,1938

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 21,1950

men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs

DRUGS SGURD

SGURD YADSENDEW

NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller I WISH SLUGGO WOULD BUY ME THOSE NICE BEADS FOR MY BIRTHDAY I THINK I'LL SEND HIM A MENTAL MESSAGE ( NANCY ATTEMPTS TO SEND SLUGGO A MESSAGE THROUGH THE POWER OF TELEPATHY, SHE WANTS A BEAD NECKLACE) HAPPY BOITHDAY SIGN IN WINDOW- MEAT MARKET ( THE MESSAGE WAS RECEIVED, BUT THE NECKLACE WAS SAUSAGE INSTEAD OF BEADS)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 17,1951

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER COME ON, SLUGGO--- GIVE ME A KISS SMACK OH, THAT WAS SUCH A LITTLE KISS OKAY --- HOLD ON A MINUTE ( SLUGGO EMPLOYS THE USE OF A PLUMBER’S HELPER TO MAKE THE SOUND OF A LOUD KISS) PLOP

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 18,1947

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER HERE COMES SPIKE I'M READY FOR HIM BOOK TITLE- HOW TO BOX THE BOOK SAYS YOU SHOULD ROLL WITH THE PUNCH ( SPIKE PUNCHES SLUGGO, WHO ROLLED DOWN HILL IN THE SNOW, GETTING ROLLED UP IN A LARGE SNOWBALL) THAT’S FAR ENOUGH

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 16,1953

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER OH, THANKS, BRENDA ---WE'LL BE THERE WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING ? WE WERE INVITED TO A VERY SWANKY PARTY- - ---AND WE'RE PRACTICING TO LOOK BORED

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 16,1948

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER THIS ENVELOPE JUST CAME FOR YOU, AUNT FRITZI MESSAGE ON CARD- To the most beautiful girl in the World from ??? ER- - COULD I GO TO THE MOVIES, AUNT FRITZI? CERTAINLY-- OF COURSE, DEAR I PAID A DIME FOR THAT CARD, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT ( AUNT FRITZI GAVE NANCY A DOLLAR TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 13,1946

i'm remaking The Fly but the twist is there was no fly in the teleporter the guy's body just did that on its own

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER LISTEN TO THAT HOWLING WIND IM SO GLAD I'M HOME TONIGHT I WOULDN'T GO OUT IN THAT STORM FOR $ 25 IN CASH- - - NOPE- - NOT EVEN FOR $50--OR EVEN $100 NOT EVEN FOR $200-OR EVEN ( NANCY SUDDENLY REALIZED SOMETHING) SAY,MR. SNAFF- -YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME MY TWO CENTS CHANGE TODAY

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 12,1944