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GOP bill could ban hairdressers from giving gender-nonconforming haircuts to minors - LGBTQ Nation The bill would allow anyone to sue someone who affirms a young person's transition, and it specifically mentions hairstyles.

We reported on this a few days ago, but I want to point out this headline because this is where we are at.

A bill in Arkansas would ban gender affirming HAIRCUTS for transgender youth.

HAIRCUTS.

This is a straight up North Korea state sanctioned hairstyle proposed law for youth.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

there's a glitch in the waitress.

Word of the Day is ‘bayard’ (16th century): one who has the supreme self-confidence of ignorance.

ATTN: it might be a good idea to freeze your credit with all three agencies now that Musk has all your info. I froze mine long ago and it’s pretty easy to unfreeze temporarily if you need to.

Donald J Trump allowed 1600 criminals to pour into our country just a few days ago. Never let that fact be forgotten. Keep it alive.

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Dr freakin Oz...that is all.

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My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer.

Morning.

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i would gladly do haka instead of yoga.

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you know the movie.

"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."

harvesting.