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@cha0tic.bsky.social

Misanthrope, living in two places in Staffordshire. I don’t have a home. I just have two places where I sleep. I like dogs. I make things. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers

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Is it as big as Emma’s chip on her shoulder?

28.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I getcha’. There is working at height shit I would’ve done 30 years ago. Nah.
Not now.

28.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Isn’t it cheating using a Cherry Picker? :)

28.10.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There is also Ground rice which I think is what they used to make puddings with at school. Definitely needs a blob of jam.

28.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#HLMGTFY 😀 Semolina is made from Durham wheat. Polenta is made from Maize. Which reminds me. I have Polenta so I should make Cornbread. Only problem is I tend to eat most of the cornbread warm from the pan :)

28.10.2025 18:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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😂🤣🙌🏼 At least enter the 20th Century 🙂

28.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FFS! Do the drawing in mm so I can run it through the CNC router at work 🙂

28.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does it tell you who first thought of adding fruit and other stuff to it?

27.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Long grain Rice & Dahl Makhani actually. I must admit the Dahl was from a pouch.

27.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh noes! There were people of colour in the adverts in the break!
#FuckOffRacists

27.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks to @swanljenn.bsky.social & @goldilevels.bsky.social I am starting to rewatch ‘Foyles War’ #CosyCrime #FoylesWar

27.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s sort of what I was trying to say. My contribution to the #Tag #SundayPixWombat was the fact that the #SundayPix #Tag exists at all. How else could we have ‘met’. If not for The Wombat? :)

26.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bleets Passim. Neighbours were kind enough to bring me an increased risk of blindness. Chinese friend returned from visit to his homeland & brought me cigarettes.
They probably have dire warnings of death. I don’t think it counts if I can’t understand the text 🙂 #YouHaveToDieOfSomething

26.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Used to work Rock ‘n’ Roll. Our venue hosted major ‘Boy Bands’ before they got too big for our venue & went onto playing stadiums. So I’ve seen my fair share of fan hysteria. Of all the fan adoration I saw, I think David Essex had the most ardent fans. None of them spring chickens :) Enjoy the gig.

26.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s been a while. I remember I enjoyed watching the series. Just not the details. I seem to remember it got a bit shonky after The War finished.

26.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👍🏼Ta. It’s a great #CosyCrime series and Ms Weeks is easy on the eye.

26.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

#SundayPix #SundayPixWombat I don’t have any pictures of @wombat37.bsky.social I can contribute to the #tag

The fact that there is a #tag thing/game/event called #SundayPix & #SundayPix<Subject> well. That’s all down to him & it’s given me a lot of pleasure over the years. Long may it continue.

26.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t have Netflix. But friend does. I might have to persuade her to watch it when I’m there next weekend. I suspect she won’t be averse to watching them again :)

26.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bravo. Would like to see it when it’s finished.
He’s broken one of my 2 personal rules about ‘fancy dress’.
1 - you should be able to go for a piss easily in your costume.
He’s got that covered.
2 - it should be easy for you to drink.
He can’t. But being 14 that might not be so important for him :)

26.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have they got wet and are on Spin Cycle? :)

25.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah. I looked up flagpole planning permission the other day. Will have to do it again as I forgot the details. I think there is Highways legislation that could be involved as well.

25.10.2025 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A wheel barrow full of horse shit, on a grass verge, by a stone wall and field gate.

A wheel barrow full of horse shit, on a grass verge, by a stone wall and field gate.

Took Paddy out for his walk and saw a #PartyPoliticalBroadcast for #Reform A wheelbarrow load of Horseshit. #AWheelBarrowFullOfHorseShit

25.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

That’s only because I popped to the kitchen to make a cup of tea & whilst I was making tea, Paddy was destroying the toy. So friend tidied it up a bit.

25.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I have a pdf of instructions for building a wicker man. Although that’s more of a Beltane thing, rather than Samhain :)

25.10.2025 10:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A White & Tan Jack Russell Terrier on a settee. It has powder blue covers & some colourful cushions. He is destroying a soft dog toy fashioned in the form of a cordless drill. (Branded ‘Bark & Decker 🙂) there is a pile of stuffing next to him that he has pulled from the toy.

A White & Tan Jack Russell Terrier on a settee. It has powder blue covers & some colourful cushions. He is destroying a soft dog toy fashioned in the form of a cordless drill. (Branded ‘Bark & Decker 🙂) there is a pile of stuffing next to him that he has pulled from the toy.

Paddy got a new toy yesterday. 2’30” and the stuffing was being pulled out
#DestructoDog #JRT

25.10.2025 09:38 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Something for all the #RPG #TTRPG people out there /cc @impworks.bsky.social

25.10.2025 07:35 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

“Like a one eyed cat peepin’ in a seafood store.” 😉

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25.10.2025 07:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A picture of an Elizabethan gentlemen in a massive ruff that looks similar to the dog’s ‘collar of shame’.

A picture of an Elizabethan gentlemen in a massive ruff that looks similar to the dog’s ‘collar of shame’.

I wonder what this bloke had wrong with him? :)

25.10.2025 00:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bloody #FlagShaggers are out in force in Uttoxeter. Not a good picture, they’re not just the cross of St George. They have a shield in the middle with the Cross of St George and then an eagle head either side facing inwards. Looks like a far right flag to me ☹️😡

24.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oooh I like the sound of Pea Hummus.

24.10.2025 15:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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