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๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿชฏ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ 60YO Misanthrope. Living in Staffโ€™s. See those flags. They represent my nice friends & family. I like dogs, outdoors, music, TV & Film. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers. Pronouns? look at my picture & take a wild guess.

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He has.
Several times.
There are places round the village where friendโ€™s old dog Bob always sniffed & pissed. They are the same places that Paddy must sniff & piss. I assume itโ€™s some sort of dog Bulletin board.

22.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might try and have a chat with it next time I take the dog past it. Not sure that heโ€™ll be patient enough whilst I wait for a reply though. JRT donโ€™t tend to work in Ent time. They seem to have an Amphetamine gland :)

22.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have read Mr Poe. I didnโ€™t know you could buy it in anything less than a cask. ๐Ÿ˜€

22.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#SundayPix #SundayPixTrees a night shot of tree. There are security lights on the farm out of shot to the left of the picture. So they accent the branches.

22.02.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever you do donโ€™t try putting milk in a soda stream. I mean. You can. But it ends up messy. Donโ€™t say I didnโ€™t warn you.

22.02.2026 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought you could only buy it by the cask ๐Ÿ˜‰

22.02.2026 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool. Similar, or perhaps a little bit longer than a dog or cat. Will he get much bigger. Or stay palm sized like the picture?

22.02.2026 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never really thought about it before now. How long do Snakes live? I suppose it varies by species.

22.02.2026 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this you @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social ?

22.02.2026 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThis is Houston to DD. Supply requirements should be assessed before accessing resupply facilities. You copy?โ€

21.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What kind of Sherry have you got? :)

21.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go for dominoes then :)

21.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the tune of โ€˜Postman Patโ€™
โ€œCare home cat.
Care home cat.
Care home cat is very very fatโ€ฆโ€

21.02.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What. Like Darts or Dominoes? :)

21.02.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speak of the Devilโ€ฆ

21.02.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the โ€˜meal dealโ€™? :) Happy Birthday.

21.02.2026 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThese are my small children to interfere with. Keep your hands off themโ€
Something like that?

21.02.2026 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will.

21.02.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThis Houston to CDV โ€˜Goldfishโ€™. We Roger that. Good work. We are now at Tea plus 2. Preparing for Dog walk. โ€˜Cโ€™ C for Coffee. I say again. โ€˜Cโ€™ for coffee. Will be incoming as soon as dog safely returned to house.โ€

21.02.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can add Sherry to Bovril. It makes a lovely drink.

21.02.2026 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still drink Bovril, but then Iโ€™m an omnivore. Thanks to this post. Iโ€™m going to give OXO with milk a try. Iโ€™m not sure itโ€™s going to be a great taste sensation though.

21.02.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A side plate with 2 hot buttered crumpets with butter & honey. They are both sliced in half to make for easier eating. To ameliorate melted butter & honey dripping down your chin.

A side plate with 2 hot buttered crumpets with butter & honey. They are both sliced in half to make for easier eating. To ameliorate melted butter & honey dripping down your chin.

โ€œCome in Houston. This is Kitchen. At Tea +1โ€
โ€œGo ahead kitchen.โ€
โ€œButter delivery system is deployed.โ€
โ€œRoger that Kitchen. Have we got Honey spread connected?โ€
โ€œThatโ€™s a go on Honey spread connection Houston.โ€

21.02.2026 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday. Iโ€™ll catch you up in March. Have a Wertherโ€™s for me.

21.02.2026 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or Silver skin onions if you want โ€˜Gibson Martiniโ€™ socks :)

21.02.2026 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The copper cores of โ€˜Twin & Earthโ€™ cable are 2.5mm
Strip the insulating sheath & you will have a piece of wire 2.5mm diameter that should be smooth enough not to catch on the yarn. You might have to file a nice point. But that can be done on any handy bit of concrete. HTH

21.02.2026 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dunno. Looks like someone has managed to cut the mouth parts tongue off an โ€˜Alienโ€™. Bravo! ๐Ÿ˜€

21.02.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™‚ Weird? I think itโ€™s lovely. Insomniacs exchanging cultural references for the amusement of both*. I have always loved the way I meet nice people on SM.
We will wake up and carry on raging against the shit of the world. But for a small moment, now, our world is better.

*Bit pretentious? ๐Ÿ˜€

21.02.2026 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ I canโ€™t resist either. ๐Ÿ˜€

21.02.2026 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am now going to type one word and Iโ€™m wondering if you can resist.

Phenomenonโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜€

21.02.2026 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thing is. I made the noises as I read it๐Ÿ˜€

21.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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