Vito Gulla

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Trump has said a lot of really funny shit in his time as president. This might be the funniest.

He really put a "but I'm different" in his eulogy. What a mind.

sort of funny that the promise of these "AI assistants" on browsers and stuff is "imagine if you could just type something in and get answers!" Yes, that was called "basic search" and you intentionally enshittified it

They’re an important part of our culture.

All the time.

wtaf are you talking about

*changes all references in the book from Philadelphia, PA to Philadelphia, AL* That'll do the trick.

But good luck with the search, I hope you find something that strikes that balance for you.

This is one of the few times I wished I was living in the South.

That’s why they gave it to indie artist Bob Dylan.

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

I’m a therapist but I learned 100% of how to do my job from viral posts. I tell my patients various things arent real and cant hurt them. The only thing that is real is Emotional Labor

My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho

You're supposed to be emotionally attached in a relationship. That's what a relationship is.

oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys

Someone to Rod Dreher: ok so here's the thing: he's the pope, right and you're explaining to a cartoon rabbit on the internet why you're important enough that the pope should know who you are

Nothing will ever beat this tho

Special edition of Cosmopolis that comes with a rat as a unit of currency.

texting my boss "can't come in today" with an ai generated video of me getting hit by a car and when he asks who's holding the camera i wait a few minutes and text back "whoa"

PLAN TO CUT COSTS AT YOUR LOCAL UNIVERSITY:

STEP 1: Eliminate all academic departments.

STEP 2: Hire consultant to interpret 99% drop in enrollment.

I relate far too much to that man's experience and probably have had to say those exact words.

THE MEME IS REAL

A screengrab of Donald Sutherland from Animal House with the caption, "Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job."

I think about this scene at least once a week when I'm in the classroom.

finished Vineland. between this and Inherent Vice a couple of months ago i fear i am transforming into a 45 year old lit dude. Pynchon is just so fucking insanely good, like PKD if he didn't have speed-induced psychotic visions (which, don't get me wrong are pretty cool)

Reading the New Pynchon Novel in a Pynchonesque America “Shadow Ticket,” Pynchon’s first book in a dozen years, unfolds its conspiracies in Depression-era Milwaukee and beyond, but it lands in a moment when reality seems to have caught up with his fictions...

“Shadow Ticket” is the first new work by Thomas Pynchon in a dozen years—and, at 88, he’s “still panoptic, exciting, abstruse, distractible, and, for good or ill, unrestrained,” Kathryn Schulz writes.