Charlotte Jean

Once you start treating yourself like the precious treasure that you are, there is zero settling.

I am my very own trophy wife. And damn am I ever good to me.

My dream is to build my own house. I have torn a lot of the one I own apart to make it mine, but to start from scratch? Yes please!

If you are having *a day,* just know that, if she could, Penny would give you the biggest, bestest purry hug to ease your heart. #PenelopePennywise

There are grown ass men out here not realizing that effort is *the* aphrodisiac.

Dude: “Fear boners are a real thing.”
Me: “Suddenly my entire sex life makes more sense.”

This poor block of cheese never even saw it coming.

While the world burns, enjoy this photo of Zozo cuddling his dinosaur and this one of Penny with her itsy bitsy blepsy.

My momma made this amazing headband for me. Also pictured, squishy kitty.

I will not immediately book a flight to Paris, France for a day trip for my birthday next weekend just because my passport arrived yesterday. 😬

Date night! And the aforementioned date, desperately trying to escape.

I keep my circle very small. I do not meet new people. So when one of my tiny circle betrays me, it simply reinforces why I keep myself isolated.
Today is not a good day.

That’s up next! I had a shit day and did not expect to be attacked in the feels quite so aggressively by Letterkenny, of all things.

Well now I’m crying over the end of #Letterkenny So that’s how my day is going.

To clarify, love is *color* blind. This is why green and red flags are indistinguishable.