If you claim that a cognitive test is difficult, that means you are cognitively impaired.

Just sayin’.

Define your music tastes in eight artists:

Barenaked Ladies
Faith No More
Garth Brooks
KT Tunstall
Beastie Boys
Poison
Billy Joel
New Kids On The Block

I think I was hypnotized.

Grocery shopping while listening to the Lost Highway soundtrack makes it seem like a much shadier task.

Me too

In a roundabout way the felon-in-chief has restored my faith in God.

Hear me out.

He clearly sold his soul to the devil, and if the devil exists then so must God.

I feel challenged. ;)

Just until they kicked me out of IKEA.

To truly accept me is to understand how on brand it is for me to be importing a Jennifer Love Hewitt cd, while listening to a Pantera cd.

Oh to be a fish.

Encyclopedia Brown. Also, I just read the Fudge books at Story Time. I felt so ancient.

I used to do a bit in my comedy group back in the day where I would come out as naked as I dared to be, and the other members of the group would just shout “Put it on”, “For the love of God, put it on!”, etc… while throwing dollars at me as I dressed.

Canada beat the U.S. at Hockey. How long before Orangey McFelon blames it on DEI?

MAGA is raging over the Tom Hanks skit depicting them all as rascists. It is unfair to classify an entire group of people based on the most deplorable. Coughmexicanscough

I saw Gladiator II today. It may say something about the film that I found myself continually thinking “Man, the acoustics in the Colosseum must be great!”

The red eye always seems like a good idea until the day you arrive. Today is that day, and…blergh.

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Now that I actually have people following me I feel compelled to post something.