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John H Ergaster

@homoergaster.bsky.social

There are no statues of me. Perhaps if I try riding a horse?

215 Followers  |  285 Following  |  158 Posts  |  Joined: 27.08.2023  |  1.8086

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Pictures of HMS Victory

Pictures of HMS Victory

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Meet up in Portsmouth with @homoergaster.bsky.social @tunrip.bsky.social missing @mrsdarthfuzz.bsky.social @semtexsue.bsky.social

26.04.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mmm. Fresh sheep shit.

04.04.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you still got a gazillion face masks in a basket on top of the fridge?

26.01.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Theyโ€™re early

24.01.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One more week til lambs frolic in the snowdrop fields once again and January disappears.

23.01.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cheers all.

25.12.2024 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

US: star spangled bangers, olong (maybe wave)

24.12.2024 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genesisโ€™s overpriced chippy โ€˜robbery, a salt and batteryโ€™

24.12.2024 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordiply called me a smarty-pants.

24.12.2024 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a chocolate advent calendar thanks to Mrs E. I have just noticed that the rabbit ones are in fact reindeer.

20.12.2024 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will you be going to the back of Burke?

20.12.2024 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep thinking itโ€™s Thursday. Why is it still midweek?

18.12.2024 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What Sue said, but without the teaching bit. See you both in April.

12.12.2024 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am at least a 9 and have great moobs and yet no follow back.

07.12.2024 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eternal thanks to Masterchef for introducing the Dark and Stormy cocktail. Having the ingredients, I tried it and will be trying it again shortly.

07.12.2024 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Une connerie peut etre.

07.12.2024 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I shall give the good people of Othery, a Somerset town that does Christmas lights as a competitive sport, a few days to reconstruct and then go and get all Christmassy.

07.12.2024 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s been a stormy and cold day so Iโ€™m getting cosy at home.

07.12.2024 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My lunch is attracting attention.

06.12.2024 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have noticed that young Arthur has a tendency to exaggerate some things whilst underestimating others.

04.12.2024 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One savoury, one sweet is my preferred distribution of toast flavours of a morning, where available. D won over Marmite today.

04.12.2024 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not enough jam left for another slice. Should a) leave it in the fridge to rot b) overload the toast I already spread or c) bin it.

04.12.2024 08:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sensing a potential exaggeration about the number of dogs that will fit into an Australian vets practice on Christmas Day, however thanks for the info. Evening.

03.12.2024 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*finest

03.12.2024 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I preferred port. My mutt off its face on Taylorโ€™s first would be a sight.

03.12.2024 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They do, but mixer food is never pork, in my limited experience.

03.12.2024 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is dog food never pork? Beef, chicken, turkey, duck, lamb but not pork.

03.12.2024 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my opinion, @andiedelicacy.bsky.social , unlike the beetles, the celebs are departing in the correct order.

01.12.2024 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.11.2024 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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