Brookie 🖤🤎🤍

The average Canadian is more powerful than an American god in these times. I cheered for the mariners during our series but god I hope America loses in the World Series because it’ll send orange 45 down an even weirder mental breakdown

Sending love from ks. Please kill the dodgers

r u on ur supreme leader of Seattle arc

gf into torture kink (a Guantanamo Bae)

Pranked a coworker today

If u ever have more than $12 on u at a time, your GPU instantly explodes and your pc crashes and reboots into Windows 3.1

every Seattlite that makes under $1,000,000 per year should be be allowed to rob a Kroger once a day

-you live. Stress eats well with boredom in the diet.

(Also, PACE centers and Scooter Companies always like to hire fresh blood, and usually they pay alright)

Rooting for you 🖤🖤

I’m 24 and have moved 29 times. When I move back to Seattle it will be #30. The one thing I’ve learned from moving, changing jobs, finding new friends, etc, is that running away can be a stress response. My advice to u isn’t to be stressed (which is some JANK-ASS advice), but to learn to love where-

im a car enthusiast seattlite that has heard u though WTYP but didn’t know you had a social media

even though im in Kansas rn I still cheer for my team. I look forward to ranting about this for the next 10 years and then again when im senile

while I do miss being lgbtq in a place that is built on the backbone of lgbtq activism, I also enjoy the +2 to intimidation checks from scaring the old ppl with my autism

my favorite part about Seattle was that the community was so centered and memorable that, with confidence, I *think* I can zero exactly where this picture was taken within 10 feet, solely because I recognized the shade of grass against the shade of mulch bc a lot of trans positive memories are there

C ar

Hearses are station wagons for cool ppl

“Oh you moved to shitsville!!!! Are you going to be okay?”

Buddy, EXTRA shitsville existed entirely within my house for years. I can handle it

Kids these days(tm) don’t realize that any amount of bad neighborhood is almost always preferable to not being allowed to exist within any community

Like even now I remember years ago, easily, how much you disliked your situation, and seeing you out of that situation now makes me fucking HAPPY

I think I’d be a good roommate too but I’m just getting my feet down and working on my debt @w@ if this offer is open in 2 yearz I will take u up on it

Srsly thinking abt this but my credit score is through the floor

hello ouppy. What is your wisdom

writing this on a cowboy hat and saying it whenever I walk into an occupied space

Can u bark at socks for me? I sent a pidgeon but I think it got lost

this invite doesn’t work. You fucking ouppie

things will turn out alright

‘Why are you going to Kansas if you think Seattle’s too racist?’

The day I meet a racist crop will be the day the 24/7 news cycle dubs me ‘The Weed Whacker’

You don’t get it. There is nothing in Kansas. Like, think of nothing, and then cut it in half

This is why I’m moving
I need to find my peace