Rowan Hellbender

One of the most cringe interactions I've had.

If you don't want me to post you saying stupid shit, DON'T SAY STUPID SHIT

Another one

I'm going to start sharing unhinged and cringe dating app interactions

A very fashionable chihuahua in sunglasses. Caption: “This tiny dog had everyone's attention in Japan”

As well he should

Going to try and be more active here and on Threads while I build up my clientele.

I work as a dog groomer now and would love to take care of your pups if you are local to Indianapolis. I can do puppy, teddy bear, and breed standard cuts.

Please reach out if you are interested!

My dating app bio should say "don't say something that will make me screenshot you" at this point

I contain multitudes I guess?

And snuggling with my girls

Been playing around with my hot goth/vampy makeup today.

While watching vampire movies of course.

I cannot stress enough that I need to see the horny vampire movie.

When people show you who they are, believe them.

I'm full of so much dread

In other news, I finally got my certs at work.
Just your friendly neighborhood goth dog groomer here. 💚

Herbal but I do enjoy verbal lol

Always looking for tea recommendations 🍵

Red headed human in black puffer coat. They are wearing purple eyeshadow and black winged eyeliner. They are staring at the camera.

Trying to be your favorite alt human. Happy new year!

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