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Netflix's new Monster series about Ed Gein in a nutshell 🙃

AaaaahhcckCELERATION

ESQUIE

Paused Phantom Menace, came back and thought Esquie from Expedition 33 had made an appearance

Soup can wood wick candle. Label is a parody of Campbell's soup, "crushed orphan soup"

Parody soup can label on a wood wick candle. "Mangione's Minestrone"

Mangione's Minestrone stash can

Crushed Orphan stash can

Finally put these up on my website: SmartDirty.com

I do arts 😁

I almost assume nonbinary if I see a bolo tie absent rodeo apparel. I swear the only places I see bolo ties are queer events, so definitely a queer thing? But it *feels like* a nonbinary thing specifically to me

Tldr- call of the wild 😂

My wife just told me that I want to be a bolo tie nonbinary but I'm also a "no collared shirt" autistic.

This is a sad but accurate assessment 😂

Pro-choice Parody of a pregnancy test package.

Trans rights parody of AXE Bodywash

Pro workers rights parody of "I can't believe it's not butter"

Pro-consent parody of Off! Insect repellent

Also restocked all these as stickers!

Star Wars rebel flag with the words "wake up early, fight the empire"

Pride rainbow with "y'all means all"

Flag of the city of Indianapolis in hot pink and bright blue with the words "make indy Nazi free"

Sabo tabby with the words "I'll tread where I please"

Just restocked all my product parody stickers, plus a few new designs! 😁 thanks @deathbystickers.bsky.social

Tattoo of a Brick in trans pride colors

Tattoo of the xmen "x" circle logo in pink and blue with the words "mutant and proud" along the bottom of the circle

Got me some new ink today 😁😁😁

Now it's time to run the dongauntlet in our fancy Juggernaut hats

Campbell's Crushed Orphan

It's NOT heartwarming when a teacher's life-saving heart surgery is paid for by elementary students or when a child has to start a fundraiser to pay their school lunch debt. It's The Orphan-Crushing Machine: "Every heartwarming human interest story in Americ is like 'he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the Orphan-Crushing Machine' and then never asks why an Orphan-Crushing Machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used." @pookleblinky on Twitter in Sept of 2020

Just about done with another can label design

Me in front of my freshly restocked cans and CANdles

Cans and CANdles

Pillar candles in front of a trans rights are human rights poster

Pillar candles on a cute lil bench

Just restocked stash cans and CANdles at Hampton & Co in Irvington! Go visit one of the coolest stores in Indy and get you some awesome stuff 😁

My wife just called JJ Abrams the entertainment version of Elon Musk and it's the most true thing I've ever heard

Spider-Man swinging through NYC

Quick question... why would anyone ever fast travel in this game?

New soup can design, Mangione's Minestrone

Back text

New soup cans coming soon

The public was 100% ready for trans rights just a few years ago.

What we’re seeing now is a massive shift in public opinion after a coordinated and expensive propaganda blitz, one that Dems happily ignored.

Trans rights aren’t new. We had them for years and everything was cool.

Open cigarette case. Rainbow cigarettes on one side, black cigarettes on the other.

I have both rainbow and goth death sticks.

It's a commentary on the duality of mankind. 😜

Three months of my mood tracker. I have bipolar 2, and the first month is me at a fairly stable baseline. April started with a shift into hypomania.

Mr Bone's Wild Ride never ends

I would like to get off Mr Bone's Wild Ride.

Been manic for a while and the effort of not being an ass whilst my brain is in this gear is exhausting.

Every time I get to this place Mr Bone's Wild Ride pops into my head.

This here is a load bearing - if strange - sense of humor

Smart/Dirty Designs June 2025 Events Friday, June 6th 6-10pm First Friday Murphy Arts Center 1043 Virginia Ave Sunday, June 8th 12pm-8:30pm Trans Pride Fest 10 East Arts Hub 3137 E 10th St Sunday, June 15th 12pm-5pm Indy Pride Festival Monument Circle Saturday, June 28th 10am-6pm Irvington Pride 202 S Audubon Rd

I'll be doing four events in June, come say hi!

An array of totes adorbs trans pride candles

Made some trans pride candles!

I feel like Last of Us makes a big deal about Joel going to town on everyone in that hospital and like...

I am fine with that. Joel did nothing wrong. Abby's dad was into child sacrifice and I'm just totes okay with Joel delivering a hard leaden "no" to his dome 🤷🏻‍♂️

#joeldidnothingwrong

An array of nonbinary pride candles

Just made a round of nonbinary pride candles! 😁

Smeg does not seem like it should be a real brand. Do I even need to explain?

Perception is commonly enhanced during manic/hypomania phases. In one paper some patients with a bipolar disorder observed that their vision sharpened during manic/hypomania states, with objects often becoming more vivid or brighter (causing some patients to wear sunglasses) or observed greater clarity.

Today I learned that bipolar eyes are a thing. Totally thought this was just my mood flavoring perception but no... Things are *actually brighter* when manic.

Neat.

Brains are weird.

Link for those interested: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

ACAB skull bat with hearts candle

Side view, the wings wrap all the way around

Is this not effing adorbs?

Soup can candles with woodwicks

Doing a bit of inventory today and I always love how my CANdles look after refreshing the tops with a heat gun

I'm using Daylio. And it's all good, mostly directing that energy towards making insane candle molds today 😜

But yes at about a month in I would like to be off this ride. Generally doing pretty well though

Mood tracker displaying one month of steady baseline and one month of hypomania

I have bipolar 2. There's always something just kinda neat about being able to *see* a manic phase. Helpful too

#mentalhealth #bipolar2

ACAB Flower Bat candles coming soon lol

#candlemaking #acab

Digital drawing of an angry mob of rats with pitchforks and torches, cornering two rats against a wall. One rat is shielding the other rat, who is coloured in the Trans flag colours. Text: “having a moral backbone requires having the courage to be disliked”

🏳️‍⚧️ Silence equals complicity.
#trans #transrights #lgbtq #rats #art