Jason Scare-lacci

screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

There's a non-zero chance they pull Sandy out of the crowd to toss an inning.

The Blue Jays have had excellent plate discipline and base running all year - at this point I'm convinced the team collectively bet on the Dodgers to win this one.

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

Why on earth would the Blue Jays pitch to Ohtani there???

Just another day at the All Elite Wrestling offices

It appears to have been deleted but the yikes I've heard about it...

Before I deleted mine I had Mike Huckabee, Dinesh D'Souza, AND Jill Stein.

The most Jets thing to happen here is they take the lead and then lose anyway

Fields is actually playing like a competent quarterback and has me thinking Woody Johnson was playing 4D chess (sarcasm but just barely).

The secret to the Outrunners and Castle not losing is that they've only wrestled once as a trio in AEW (and once in ROH since formally becoming a trio). #AEW #AEWCollision 🤼

its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites

A man says "I'm having a great time on our vacation in Spain..." A bunch of people in pointed hoods start walking down the street. The man says "OH GOD! IT'S THE KLAN!" His friend grabs him by the shoulder and says "relax dude. It's just Catholics." The man exclaims "OH GOD! CATHOLICS!"

Everyone on ESPN should be forced to wear a hot dog suit when reporting on a gambling scandal

Reasonably sure that the Louvre break-in was orchestrated by Taskmaster contestants, if this week's episode is any indication.

No it's not.

tariffs are crazy, I can't even afford a kirkland grand piano for my family.

Maybe its not really theft because they needed them to train their AI

She sent a shitload of followers after me on Twitter back in the day because she didn't like a quote tweet I made about her. Good times.

The best advice I can give to AEW fans is to just laugh when you see bad faith criticism, there's no need to get angry about it. Who cares?

I have some notes. Fuck this AI noise.

"You need to cut toxic people out of your life, see through the bullshit, and start worrying about the things that really matter." -Shigeru Miyamoto On how to unlock Luigi in 'Super Mario Odyssey'

I was *sure* at the start of the season he was gone. Now I’d be shocked if he wasn’t back.

This is true. Amend my previous comment to 'partial stop' because race absolutely plays into it too.

It's because it isn't WWE. Full stop.

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

Brace yourself.

There is a running theme that he really, genuinely is afraid of choking.

'DARBY IS ALIVE! AND WINS!' is the call of the year. #AEW #WrestleDream