🏳️‍⚧️Topanga Elizabeth Razzmatazz Rainbows 🌈

5 would be fine too. But definitely that row

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

That’s the beauty of them being bathrooms; they can simply be places to stop while you’re traveling to actually enjoyable places you want to go

Happy National Oyster Day to all that celebrate 🦪🎉

New gender-neutral bathroom opening tomorrow!

We’ll definitely get to it all, we almost chose Crown of Candy. We love EVERYONE on dropout. Ally, Zac, and Lou are probably my favorites d20 wise, but I honestly love them all. And as an old school Adam Ruins Everything fan, Emily and Murph are a lot of fun to watch doing this

Lolll, most days we have time for 1 episode

Yeah, we want to watch more d20, but it’s so daunting. “Here’s 10,000 hours of content, hope you’re not binging anything else or having a life or anything”

Yes, the fiddler is a watchword of Anatevka, representing the delicate nature of balancing tradition, and taking care of your family, in a world that wants you dead and gone and pays you accordingly. Just trying to find beauty in an inhospitable place to do so. So…definitely not that guy

It’s ok to not know who Candy Cartwright is. It’s ok to not know that Matt Riddle and the WWE sued an indy wrestler out of existence for speaking out about being raped. It’s ok to not know this story isn’t even 5 years old.

It’s not ok to ignore it once you know, though

I know that wrestlers CAN be cancelled enough to never come back. It can happen if promoters legitimately want you to shut the fuck up. Just ask Candy Cartwright

That is an excellent call

We started Fantasy High School

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I’m over 40. I’m not even in good enough shape to jump to conclusions anymore

🚨 NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

FJR (if you know, you know)

A night of safe space pro-wrestling action, for the scene, by the scene that helped cultivate modern day Portland wrestling.

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One of my favorite parts of every Heels virtual event is announcing the upcoming guest for the next month's event.

I cannot tell you how many faces LIT UP when I mentioned Dalton's name. This is going to be so amazing.

desperate situation: she needs food *now* and absolutely anything helps right now. please consider it if you have something to spare

Feel like I’m building up a new d&d ability to be immune to laser damage. A couple more sessions and i should be there

Dalton Castle will be the guest during the next Heels virtual event

🦚 GIIIIIIIIRLS! LET'S GO BREAK SOME HEARTS! 🦚

Our August virtual event is ONE WEEK from today! Join us as we travel to Planet Peacock for an exclusive Q&A with the amazing Dalton Castle!

Monday August 11 @ 6pm ET
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The Heels Street Team has been an amazing way to get the word out about this community, but it's also created a way at each venue for local Heels members to catch up with one another before a show.

Watching live wrestling is great, but it's even better as a part of Heels 🤼‍♀️ 👠 🫶

Someone do Moon Over Parma instead, i would, but i have an appointment in an hour

Look. Neal McDonough. I’ve been a fan of your work since Desperate Housewives and Tinman. That’s 20 years. And you’ve been in a lot, even with your “no kiss contract.” If it is just now costing you jobs (cause everyone is clamoring for a 60 year old guy making out?), it’s probably something else…

I yell this at them every time

Mel Coleman is the guest on this week's unrestricted podcast

Don't miss the latest episode of #AEWUnrestricted (out now on YouTube) with our latest gues, @melcolemanart.bsky.social, who breaks down her journey from wrestling fan artist to AEW merchandise artist + more!

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If you do not stand for something you will fall for anything

❗️TICKET UPDATE❗️

F1RST Wrestling presents
#SaturdayNightNitro
September 6, 2025
@mallofamerica.bsky.social
Bloomington, Minnesota
All Ages Welcome

🚨ALL LEVELS ON SALE NOW🚨
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Oh, I’ve never been financially stable. But sometimes you gotta be irresponsible to get yourself through all the other times

I’m addicted. I have 6. I’ve designed or planned my next 8

It comes down to the one, unknowable question;

Do the things we take in as nourishment or refreshment have a priority of longevity of life, or one time success at their function?

We're at 27%! Any donations help lower the cost of ticket prices, so if you've got a dollar or two...