Stormblessed

If you give Will Ferrell a Thunder Stone, he evolves into Ron Perlman.

Nothing makes me hungrier than a leg day. Goddamn. I be feral af with my food intake

Conecuh sausage is not to be disrespected...

I swear, there’s a countdown clock with the strawberries that begins the MOMENT you get in the checkout line. Those delicious red bastards cannot WAIT to rot.

Felt good to finally be able to hit legs again after tweaking my low back and being sick for a minute

Definitely picking up Fire Red at the end of the month 😁😁

Maya.Nays with a MAYONNAISE frame of mind smh

“Bury me loose” is another one! It’s a shame Big Face ruined that app. We never getting no shit like that again! 😂😂😂

The weak handshake had Hank rethinking life..

Told my lil bro about that bitch ass moonie and he told me to let him know when I go to bed so we can pull up on that nigga 😂😂 I love my bro

This moon bitch, Lysander!!! Why does Pierce Brown enjoy our sadness? It’s like our tears are nourishment for him

That State of Play last night was surprisingly great!

Took today off just to have extra time with bae. Completely forgot I have Monday off too. Accidental 4-day weekend 🤷🏾‍♂️

So glad we had our Valentines dinner last night. We hate a curated holiday menu. Need ALL options available!

Wifey now has both of my old monitors so I got her a dual monitor mount and a new docking station to help bring her desk together. Now I just have to find her a new keyboard

Managed to make it halfway through Expedition 33 and that end of Act 1 was brutal 😭😭

Got a new monitor and speaker for my desk so I decided to move my ps5 from the TV and it’s been really enjoyable. Granted, it’ll never be able to maximize what the monitor can do 😂 but the mini LED gives a great picture

I hope no one ever comes into MY mentions to defend Stephen A. Smith

‘cause I’ma tell them I think he’s a coon who looks like an incompletely accessorized Mr. Potato Head

and they’ll just have to be mad about it behind a block

chamomile

First workout after being sick the past week. Felt great!

I think that was the quickest job rejection I’ve ever gotten 😂😂 10 minutes after I applied the rejection was in my inbox

I think a helpful thing about this is that it demonstrates how clearly, confidently, and gracefully cops lie

I’m so sick of this cold ass weather

everything outside the house cost $100. you could go get gas, paper towels and a meal now you down $100

It never fails. I start getting consistent in my routine and then I get sick smh

Great way to start the day

you'd be surprised how gifted you are in certain things if you allowed yourself to be a beginner.

Just ordered my cap and gown 😁

People just don’t read