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Andrew Kinsey

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Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.

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Spicy. Trying to play word games with a judge is a risky gambit

12.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not Catholic and I'm not even sure there is a God, but man this language is powerful. Calling out evil like this is good.

11.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The good news is if you have about 3 hours you can turn sauce into paste lol

11.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this. And you definitely deserve the latter.

11.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Battlefield 6 splash screen with a middle finger in front of it

Battlefield 6 splash screen with a middle finger in front of it

11.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing is more cathartic than skipping rocks.

11.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also own every console on the market. But PC gaming is still superior for certain types of games.

You can be jealous now.

11.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh their anticheat is almost certainly a rootkit that makes the entire PC less secure.

11.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway thankfully I know what I'm doing. So we're all good. But I'm still annoyed.

11.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Making Secure Boot mandatory is so stupid. How many kids are pulling their hair out because they can't figure this stuff out?

I hope fleas infest your pubes for life.

11.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Battlefield 6, for using such shit anti cheat that I had to fucking reformat my son's hard drive and then make multiple BIOS settings changes just so he could play a game.

Fuck you and every single person involved in that decision. You're a cancer on the gaming industry.

11.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Were there, in fact, cute outfits and snacks?

11.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to stop watching because I was laughing too much when I got to the "I expected it to have the integrity of the President" part. I genuinely cannot tell if it's satire or not because it's so on the nose.

11.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING NEWS: CDC employees terminated in apparent Friday night massacre. The Trump administration is using the shutdown to further weaken the our national public health infrastructure.

It’s considered impolite to use language like this, but β€œevil” is the best word for what these folks are doing. It’s bad enough to screw over workers to attack political enemies. But here, doing so will literally kill people and lead to avoidable disease.

open.substack.com/pub/insideme...

11.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

I hope Roberts reads this and realizes his legacy will be torching the Court's legitimacy. I hope this haunts his dreams for the rest of his life.

11.10.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no.

10.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anna is over here living the dream.

10.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, Joe, you don't understand. I mean, haven't you heard teachers say "Ok, class, we're now going to move to the next chapter and refresh your recollection on the quadratic formula, a thing you've never heard of before"?

10.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone that isn't sober, but has sober friends and family, this is appalling. Not cool, not funny, and borderline unforgivable.

10.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a good looking 41-year-old man, so doesn't seem that weird.

10.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes! An org chart or step chart (for a transaction) is actually sometimes a great addition to a brief. And I'm not above sticking one in.

10.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel personally attacked.

(I'm too lazy to see if I already reposted this earlier, and frankly it'd be sheer perfection if I did)

10.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love stuff like this.

Also probably explains why I watched a full length documentary on the Linotype machines.

10.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It is nice once it finally clicks and you have something in writing that you can give to someone cold and they'll understand the complex mechanics. But yes, so much woe getting to that point.

10.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, in law school, charting out complex corporate transactions: this is fun!

Me, as a lawyer, trying to figure out how to explain complex corporate transactions in a brief: I should have never become a lawyer.

10.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Vice Chancellor on the Court of Chancery once chastised a group of lawyers for a very similar thing. They'd brought their entire summer associate class to watch an argument and the VC addressed the summers and said "this is a perfect example of what not to do. Write clearly"

10.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just cannot believe we got knocked out on THAT play. What a tragedy.

10.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so distraught.

10.10.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was so dumb I am giving up sports altogether

10.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will join you.

10.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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