Andrew Kinsey

Hell yeah, Delaware represent.

On a plane and some poor parent is dealing with a kid that's screaming as loudly as possible. I feel so bad for them.

Wi-Fi settings from smartphone showing FBI Surveillance Van 5 and FBI Surveillance Van 24 WiFi network names

😂 here's a screenshot of my phone right now

You can probably guess, but van 5 is my 5GHz network and 24 is 2.4 GHz

Heard what sounded like chickens making a ruckus. All that's left are some feathers.

RIP birds.

I know I'm a few years behind, but the documentary Crime of the Century about the opioid epidemic is brutal and infuriating.

Did I wake up in bizzaroworld?

When the writers are just phoning it in.

"You want symbolism. FINE, here you go!"

Last reporting I saw said about 500 cases, but right now they don't know how many were fired by the gunman and how many were fired by police who were shooting at the gunman.

In any event, the gunman fired a lot. With >150 hitting the building (last I saw).

Right. Posting random threats of violence (whether thinly veiled or not) is just not a good idea.

This is a rather eloquent and succinct way of putting it.

Nietzsche and Machiavelli but not Marcus Aurelius?
Aristotle but not Plato?
No Austen?

Something tells me this dude just put a bunch of random people he thought made him sound smart.

Also dude is probably an absolute boor.

I'd love to dive into the psyche of these people to see what motivates them. It's so weird.

Not when you’re sick. I think the smell of carmelized onions when you’re sick would make them nauseous. It’s chicken soup/broth that helps when you’re sick. Not beef. Sorry Charlie.

Me, making a joke about how long it takes to caramelize onions for a soup to make for Lisa.

Some rando:

I appreciate that you know more about what Lisa wants when sick than I do. After all we've only been married for more than 20 years so I definitely need advice on what to cook for her.

Fortunately for me, she thought the soup was delicious and smelled delicious. Guess I lucked into that one.

Lisa is sick and asked for soup so I decided to caramelize some onions to make an onion and beef broth soup.

So should be done in about 10min according to all those online recipes.

Right? Right?

Writing your crimes down in detail falls into the very stupid category.

Okay, what's everybody's regular daily carry weapon these days? Mine is a Jersey Mike's #5, Mike's Way without onions.

The Bobbie from Capriottis. Turkey and stuffing for weight and cranberry sauce for maximum carnage.

Don't leave home without it.

See, also, people who don't vaccinate their kids.

I think it should be illegal to sell raw milk for human consumption. It's dangerous.

But, if you feed your 2yo something that says "not for human consumption" you are a monster and should be punished for child abuse.

I was born during the Cold War on an Air Force base where my dad pulled alert on B-52s that carried nuclear weapons in the face of the Soviet threat. Putin has said the fall of the USSR was the worst thing in history.

So to see this happening now is wild. And unsettling.

This is what the "there are legitimate concerns" crowd supports whether they intend to or not. There is a direct line between giving cover to these monsters and events like this.

Finally an exception to Betteridge's law of headlines.

Alabama fans getting flashbacks and PTSD from this clip

Imagine being John Cena's agent or lawyer and reading that.

Or, I guess, imagine being John Cena. I'd lose my mind.

Well, that made me a little nauseous just reading that.

What the fuck kind of lawyer signed off on this?

I hate how accurate this is in many of my social circles.

Never if my inbox is any indication. I got this family's school bus schedule five years in a row. I get the dudes travel insurance docs. I've gotten tickets and other things. And it shows no signs of stopping.

The air conditioning was broken in my train car so it was very warm the entire ride back to Wilmington.

I blame @peterorlowicz.bsky.social

I doubt it's you. I obviously don't have deep insight into your life, but I still strongly suspect it's not you.