Joan

fuck i forgot this app was supposed to be my personality sorry guys

y’all… music is so good! im listening to the pride and prejudice soundtrack

deep down i am elizabeth bennet (keira knightly version) but in a mr bingley body

orgasm, by the baptist track by the baptist

i put out music for the first time ever and its a fergie edit over a sexy beat

i think the pandemic rly accelerated the age of everyone bc i’m in my 30s and i took 3 naps today, all before 5pm

shout out to all my homies with pathological demand avoidance, which my therapist calls “persistent desire for autonomy”

we out here, not doing shit

🥰✨your outie is addicted to amyl nitrate✨🌈

it was so embarrassing i think i disassociated the rest of the date

shoulda known, when this man said he was from Syracuse and living in lafeyette😔

tonight i went on a date to my favorite taqueria, where i watched a grown ass man
-take off all the foil of his burrito,
-UNRAVEL THE BURRITO ITSELF -then eat it with a fork and a knife???

i guess f8 nightclub updated their safe space policy and it’s just this poorly placed sticker in times new roman font that reads “THIS IS A SAFE PLACE” lmao

my 15 yo, 1 ton paperweight w/ radio watching me dump my entire paycheck for the SFMTA

hi, i’m Joan, a 56 year old trans woman, and I am still at the DMV

i have arrived at the DMV despite being 10th in the virtual line, at this rate, i’ll be in my 40s when i get out of here

once again i blame the moon

making buzzwords. Liberal journalists, lemme know if u wanna use any of these:
-Woke MAGA
-Transcongressional
-Dark Stein
-Theycott
-Propagantic
aaaaand
-Voicemail Activism

If you’re a right wing pundit, here are some for you:
-Fake science
-Degenerology
-Bidemnesia
-Teslamericans
-FAUXbama

i have arrived at the center of bureaucracy hell.
-car is towed for expired registration
-registration is behind two years
-car tow goes up $74 per day
-i get paid on thursday

best case scenario is if i get murdered

Hyeonje with The Baptist - 03.07.25 1st hour: The Baptist (@thebaptist-wav) / 2nd hour: Hyeonje (@hyeonje-fka-hommegranate) @nascentattraction @SutroFM

a mix for the speed demons, dubstep wigglers… there’s also trance!
I’m the first hour, Ben is the second! on.soundcloud.com/KoR7NfYuYPLe...

🎵having fun
is so hard
when you’ve got (only)
a library card🎶

lol sorry i didn’t give enough context clues when I tweeted this at 7am, though that would also be stupid, this was stupid bc it was just an entirely different tranny working the door

one time, at my own party, someone came up to me and said, “wait, didn’t you just greet us and take our money at the door?” 💀

well-meaning gay guys saying something stupid to you on the patio of el rio is basically an SF right of passage

✨u made it✨

catch me at ur local club perched up on an array of subs txting the bestie about potential housing opportunities

SutroFM Underground radio based in San Francisco

hi hello music nerds i’m playing bass music, left field techno and some 160bpm stuff at sutrofm.net in 20
mins followed by Hyeonje at 6pm! lock in plz?

i love being trans. today, and every day

paws up!
cmon monsters!!
everybody better be jumpin’!!!

why did this convince me to download the app (i regret it)

Magical. TikTok video by Jesus Unfollower

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2x4Fxk7/

dj set when