Zach

I bought the ticket

Dagnabbit!

Signal messages should be able to sync to a laptop if you install the desktop app, then sync back after a wipe. Otherwise it’s likely a lot of app cache contents. You might be able to use one of the disk usage analyzers to tell you which apps are hogging the space and selectively delete & reinstall

why would you use generative AI to make images for your slides when the Macaulay Library is right there

really leaning into my work brand as "that bird guy"

This is proving to be surprisingly effective (getting an intro to the owner of a recording studio & 90s live-work warehouse ravers)

Casually dropping “If you know any chill commercial landlords hit me up” into all my conversations

Yeah, my Feeld messages are

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This is a good omen right?

Slipped and almost fell on my face because I stepped on a roadkilled rat

(No, everyone owns both a car and a golf cart. Houses start at $500k)

- the cocktail menu

exec offsite vibe report:
- goat yoga as team bonding exercise
- CEO “only times I have felt this tingly feeling is when I visited SF for the first time and at burning man”
- talk from real estate agent about walking-friendly urban design based on sacred geometry of English hamlets

Head of legal: Yeah, I bet Zach is going to those EDM raves. Swinging around glow sticks and stuff

What is it about hotel bathrooms that gives me intrusive thoughts about shaving my legs

Yeah, there are a whole 2 people who like my skeets

for the 5th time I've been promoted to "well, we don't really have anything in the leveling guide for what you're doing so uh you're the level above all that and we'll work out the details later"

perhaps controversial but I love having friends

PM: it’s nice being in the office with you while you’re on these status update calls so I can get a laugh track with them

I’m now the proud owner of roughly two gallons of beans. Also got the apartment so steamy my posters started falling off the wall

playing hardcore at 160bpm to make sure they don't get too soft

Blocked off my afternoon for 4 hours of "bean prep"

I’m learning so much about gray area permitting and fire safety

Should I open a nightclub? Sound off in the comments

My car shopping strategy is to look through the IMCdB page for cars used in Crash (1996)

The Autechre show sucked ass but at least I got to see who my real friends are because they were in the foyer after 20 minutes and we went to get some pints

The nice thing about posting clubbing/birding memes is you meet all the other techno birders

Yeah I’m at the Autechre show telling my friend’s gf about the waved albatross near bodega bay

greta ily what an outfit

Anti ASMR concept: popcorn crumbs under latex

Dang, DJ Bummer is already taken