Zach

Learning which of my friends are the real ones based on how excited or scared they are when I tell them “this is the first time I’ve done a u-turn in my life” or “I’ve never driven at night before”

Bird walk was lovely

That’s no shoveler! This is a shoveler!

(I left the “breeding adult” in just for you)

Was Sarah Palin the original office siren? Discuss

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

going to insane spas with my crush in Korea & planning a birding trip with my fave gabber DJ when she's in town - 2026 is really shaping up to be a killer year

Highlights from my crush’s Cleveland spa day:
- cigar case is an OXO storage container next to a bunch tylenol and cheap wine
- big pickle plates
- outdoor lounge just has 3 bandsaws chilling
- platza sign up is a clipboard on a coatrack with pencils in a rusty PBR bucket

Come on over for a hearty meal anytime any time

“After all that processing with the therapists I was dating I really needed that methamphetamine phase to get back in touch with my id”

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Hell yeah I therapied my therapist friend. Like, his relationship with his now-fiancé is even more caring and understanding? Come to me for whatever you’re being a little bitch about I guess

I gotta microblog!

she brought me back the best souvenir I've ever received (a pack of gold-leaf-wrapped cigarettes from north korea)

I have been tasked by my ex-friend's sister with buying Korean bras for her massive honkers in exchange for travel recs (she slept with Sky Ferreira's boyfriend while teaching English in Korea and all of tumblr went after her)

b2b (bean to bean)

Putting on a 3 hour DJ Fart in the Club mix to set the mood for my Christmas beans

I was not. Must be some childhood sensory pathways getting crossed

Why did I cum and then develop a deep craving for cinnamon rolls???

Kristen nooooo!

Some of the best news I’ve heard today

You know I got the ticket as soon as I saw Upsammy and Aya on the lineup

Okay but this worked and I might have found the love of my life??

I start seeing a girl and suddenly 2/4 exes are texting me out of nowhere

Thursday, 12 pm: All of Oakland’s testosterone supply has gone missing! A woman in a red trenchcoat with a suspicious package was last seen booking a flight at SFO to “a center of art and culture, home to the famous Eiffel Tower”

Aaa going to my new crush’s house to spend the night snogging. Of course there will be a bird walk as foreplay

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

Do Bjarke Ingels next

“Yeah, dad’s a cuck”

I love how me and my brother sign off a hang with “good luck with the daddy issues and the mommy issues”

Highly recommend sharing that hello kitty is not a cat (she’s a furry) with the women in your life