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ㅤ#𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹕ ＪＥＡＬＯＵＳＹ ᵀᵁᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ ˢᴬᴵᴺᵀˢ ᴵᴺᵀᴼ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴱᴬ 𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏 𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎, ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ

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Latest posts by shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social on Bluesky

MAKES YOU SO HATEABLE!!!

[swatting at her, trying to get her to leave!!]

THAT MEANS YOU DON'T NEED A REASON TO STAY HERE!! >:[

17.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

WHY ME. NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH ME, SO WHY YOU?

[still curled up, he brings his paws closer to himself. little defensive! but not too much.]

YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE.

17.11.2025 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
17.11.2025 05:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[he startles briefly, but quickly recovers. grumpy stare at the nosy piñata.]

CAN'T I JUST SIT HERE ANYMORE? GOD. YOU'RE SO NOSY.

[brows furrowing as he looked away.]

17.11.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

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NO. I HATE IT. IT'S PROBABLY THE WORST CANDY OUT THERE.

17.11.2025 05:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[he's curled up in a ball on a bench. his tail wiggles with aggravation, but he's at least people-watching.]

17.11.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

NOT LIKE I ACTUALLY LIKE IT OR ANYTHING

17.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHAT?? YOU THINK IT'S GOOD??

ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS

17.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

THE BEST OF ALL CANDIES? YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE BLACK LICORICE!!

17.11.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

AND NO I DON'T I TRY TO AVOID GOING OUTSIDE

17.11.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IT'S SPECIFIC BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!

17.11.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

YOU SMELL LIKE SOGGY PAPER AND STALE CHOCOLATE

17.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I HATE RAIN

17.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THANK YOU. FINALLY SOME LACK OF APPRECIATION

16.11.2025 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BAD MORNING

16.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

YOU'RE EVEN DOOKIER

16.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙩 .ᐟ

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16.11.2025 14:07 — 👍 7    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

DOOKIE FISH

16.11.2025 08:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

YATTA RAGEBAITING DANDY IS NETTING HER SHRIMPO POINTS

16.11.2025 08:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.11.2025 08:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

DON'T COMPARE ME TO SHIT-EDISH FISH

16.11.2025 08:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAYBE I SHOULD START DOING THAT

16.11.2025 08:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

DANDYS PITBULL LOVES EATING TODDLERS

16.11.2025 08:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GOD PLEASE GIVE YATTA A SHELLFISH ALLERGY

16.11.2025 08:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER TO ME I'LL GIVE YOU THE SECRET HIDDEN /TYPE 3/ DIABETES THAT KILLS YOU INSTANTLY

16.11.2025 08:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

DIABETES

16.11.2025 08:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(can a pumpkin even get type 2?...)

16.11.2025 08:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AGAIN?!! FOR WHAT REASON???!!! 😥

16.11.2025 08:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

WITH YATTA PESTERING ME TOO I THINK WE'D BE BETTER OFF GIVING THE KID TYPE 2

16.11.2025 08:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT LIKE AT ALL!!!!

16.11.2025 08:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

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