* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ .

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⠀⠀ you cant even tell apart you right and left foot

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⠀⠀ i’ve been down here longer than you have and even i know how long a second is ( hes bluffing )

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⠀⠀ how could you possibly be someone of upmost importance .ᐣ

⌞ muttering underneath his breathˎ earfins drooping just a smidgen. ⌝

good. it should stay that way.

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/ / why did you conspire to kill mr. president /JOKE

/ / guac and i’s dms are like a minefield

/ / id say they’re rather well adjusted

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⠀⠀ do better then.

⌞ sneering .̲.̲.̲ ⌝

i’ve been dropped the business formalities with you. just consider yourself lucky 𝙝𝙚’𝙙 be angry if i got up and killed you myself.

hah .ᐣ why would you be anything to me .ᐣ you’re nothingˎ honestly.

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/ / asesome text btw i wonder what conversation this was from truly. and this is canon. our seblice really does look like this

// seblice height difference redux

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⠀⠀ maybe because my “ 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 “ customer isn’t regularˎ nor a customer at all. hasn’t it clicked for you yet .ᐣ why i talk to you differently than i do for 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 else .ᐣ

and it’s not my fault you’re just utterly incompetent.

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⠀⠀ it’s called running a 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴ˎ friend. but such a concept seems to be rather incomprehensible to youˎ hm .ᐣ

i’m sure you could find batteries if you actually used your eyes though.

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⠀⠀ .̲.̲.̲ alice.

⌞ annoyed gruff. ⌝

you’d be doing us both a favor if you stopped coming by my shop.

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ING SO HAPPY SHES SO RPETTY

THATST MY WIFE

// critter

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⠀⠀ i am starting to doubt that you even have safety measures implemented in the first place. you arrive at a heavily guarded area and instead turning around you STILL decide to enter .ᐣ or maybe you just have zero survival instincts.

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⠀⠀ this is how people get murdered.

would it really kill you to ensure your safety before anything else .ᐣ

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⠀⠀ .̲.̲.̲ you might be the second most dumbest person i’ve ever met. ever heard of doing background checks .ᐣ

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⠀⠀ ( unholstering his shotgun and gun whipping her .ᐣ )

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⠀⠀ ( scratches ass ) oh

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⠀⠀ how did you even GET the address .ᐣ .ᐣ

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⠀⠀ yesterday felt important

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❆．noia

them making it undeniable whenever sebastian’s genuinely upset is awesome lorewise but it also makes me really sad because he ends up becoming super detached and it hurts my heart

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⠀⠀ ⌞ rubbing at his eyes ﹔ earfins flicking out of utter irritation. if it weren’t for himˎ he wouldn’t even bother to be selling flash beacons. ⌝

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// I GUESS I FORGOT TO CLOSE XIV BEFORE I GOT ON PRESSURE AND SHADOWPLAY STAYED ON IT WHICH RESULTED IN THIS FUCKING CLIP AND I AM GENUINELY IN HYSTERICS OVER IT

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⠀⠀ is this the first time you’ve actually been down here without using the elevator .ᐣ

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⠀⠀ “headache” okay.

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⠀⠀ wow you suck at this

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WAIT we can wait until you finish eating.. its ok

ok hop in my private server lock in.