GUYS MY DAD JUST MADE A 6 7 JOKE HELP😭
13.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@evahellverse.bsky.social
22 years old •aroace • Multifandom • Mostly Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss
GUYS MY DAD JUST MADE A 6 7 JOKE HELP😭
13.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love that Alastor exemplifies that one ace meme of "Slut in theory, not in practice 💅"
I just adore that about him 🥹😂💕
Valentines merch in the past: Let’s put Alastor in classy suits that completely cover him, maybe we’ll make his tie loose as fanservice.
This year’s valentines merch: Put that bitch in a tank top, an open crop top jacket with tassels, and a choker!
THIS WAS A MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO DRAW HIM WITH CURLY HAIR! IT WOULD’VE LOOKED SO GOOD WITH THIS OUTFIT!!!
13.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0His depression and narcissism are constantly battling for dominance😭
13.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not gonna get over this, this is the most modern outfit he’s worn and it feels so weird. He still looks good don’t get me wrong! But I never thought I’d see Alastor wear a t shirt(or tank top, I can’t tell) under an open crop top jacket with tassels and a collar😭
13.02.2026 17:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alastor wearing an open jacket AND A COLLAR was not on my bingo card for this drop. Definitely not complaining tho lol
13.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0They’re LITERALLY matching guys😭
13.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0More scenes of Alastor crossing his arms like a petulant child pls! It’s so funny and lowkey adorable😭
12.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 315 🔁 64 💬 3 📌 2it started as doodles of alastor, but he looked like he was shit-talking in all of them so i added dialogue 🤭 #alastor #hazbinhotel
11.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 744 🔁 196 💬 14 📌 2Agony waiting for blue eye samurai s2. I miss her. My fucked up little meow meow
11.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 58 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0Lucifer in black and red….Alastor in white and pink….
I’m calm.
#radioapple
lucifer watching vaggi and charlie happy on valentines day while playing w the ring im gonna throw up oh my poor boy 😭😭😭
06.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 119 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 02.5 million Epstein documents are still unreleased with the DOJ saying no further prosecutions are likely to take place. That alongside the failure to redact the victims in this case is a complete and utter moral failure. Release all of them now.
04.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 2573 🔁 532 💬 20 📌 9I’m assuming I’m a sinner in this scenario so if Lucifer’s “can’t harm/kill sinners” rule is still intact, I’m gonna go with Alastor and Adam so Alastor doesn’t have to fight on his own and Lucifer can’t kill me anyway, But if the rule isn’t intact then Lucifer and Alastor all the way.
02.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Controversial opinion: I think people should have more empathy for Octavia
02.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 245 🔁 61 💬 28 📌 6Vox exposing himself to Alastor after having sex with Valentino in front of him while he is captive and not consenting to watch. This is a form of SA
Vox blowing Valentino's smoke in Alastor's face, while touching him with his hands after he just finished having sex with Valentino. I don't think Val's roofie smoke effects Al much if at all, but the implications of doing that are still gross
Vox pulling Alastor over to him, putting a wire under his chin, lifting his head up pulling him closer
Vox putting his foot under Al's chin
Listen Alastor is 100% a MASSIVE Grade A bonafide hypocrite yes absolutely
But with every respect I can give: Alastor had every right to call Vox a "fucking creep". Alastor being a hypocrite doesn't negate Vox's behavior.
Vox is a CREEP.
“Not everything is about Alastor being Black”
Yea it is. Even if that’s not the intention, it is.
Thats just what having a Black American experience is. There’s a much longer, thorough explanation to educate why that’s the case, but short answer is (regarding character analysis), “yea, it is”
🧵
Honestly that’s a pretty interesting difference between him and Lilith. Shes also very defiant and has been through a lot but she(as far as we know) has used her strength and power to uplift and empower others while Alastor does the opposite. I really want to see these two interact.
31.01.2026 21:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0THIS IS INCREDIBLE OMG!!!
31.01.2026 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My poor Vaggie💔
29.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I dont understand ppl who are annoyed from "talking politics" when those politics in question are killing people ❓️
28.01.2026 22:28 — 👍 189 🔁 42 💬 16 📌 0Did you just stab me??😭
28.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Alastor hasn’t the patience for all this lovey-dovey rot. Let’s irritate the ducks out of that clown king, we all know he’s powerless to stop it.
#hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #lucilith #alastortheradiodemon #hazbinhotel
Radiostatic version of jjk trend
#Hazbinhotel #radiostatic #voxal
Something something… Vox has to FORCE people to stay WITH him.
Something something… Alastor CAN’T get people to stay AWAY from him…
#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhotel
They love each other trust ☝🏼 #radioapple #hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifer
26.01.2026 21:12 — 👍 486 🔁 128 💬 5 📌 1Bro this a fire concept!🔥
Hope you feel better soon❤️🩹
FUCK ICE
24.01.2026 18:13 — 👍 874 🔁 214 💬 31 📌 10*laughs in asexual*
“No you can’t have my coochie.”
#hazbinhotel #Radiostatic #radiosilence