Is it because Kirk called for Biden to be executed, or is it just because he called for a “patriot” to bail out the guy who almost bludgeoned Paul Pelosi to death?

Where are the daily press conferences with you and your colleagues screaming that trump is instituting a military dictatorship though

These motherfuckers.

What’s wrong with you, that you keep ignoring what the issue at hand is.

The issue is deportation based on nothing but protected speech, a clear 1A violation.

Oh yay, Woman, I love her

This little spazz is overdue for a swirlie.

“Very unfortunate obviously,” that we didn’t instead use that money to eradicate disease or poverty.

Which streaming service should I have cancelled to help support the Harris campaign?

Samesies. #FuckABC #FuckDisney #FuckMarvel

Brian Kilmeade literally said that mentally ill homeless people should be killed.

Was it Kash Patel?

Exactly what class was it? How is the class described in the school’s catalog of courses? In exactly what way did a discussion of gender contradict that description? Was the instructor actually a “professor” (and thus tenured) or were they an instructor without tenure? These are essential questions.

I loved the Big Pic Altman Hall of Fame ep — well done to both you and Amanda!

Fuck @deltaairways.bsky.social !!!

Oh great, can you tell him that I said he’s a monster and that he can go fuck himself repeatedly into infinity

Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw

“Tom Clancy’s How Stella Got Her Groove Back”

I seriously debated about which of them to mention — Travis or Taylor — in my post.

In the south, we just refer to that stuff as “food.”

On the otherhand, fuck Paramount.

See also: Hitler’s watercolors.

I am enjoying my usual morning coffee / DouLingo (Spanish) / Bluesky routine.

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.

Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

I’m in a building right now!

My sense is that Dems are less concerned about the culture police than they are about *checks notes* the literal goddamned secret police

Good god.

“Sissies”? Fuck off, you utter creep.

Absolute fucking clown show. (Them, not you.)

Wait until they hear how much money “Sinners” has made so far.