Slimy Okra

Forgot how nice it is having my nails painted, deadly levels of zazz when I talk with my hands

Chimpconomy update: why aren't virile apes having offspring and buying tire swings?

The concrete slab trend technically worked, just less as a fun, scratchy surface and more as a life partner to enjoy the sunset with

More plums, leaves, and small monkeys for the rest of us!

Golden days II 🪞💀
#goldenkamuy #ゴールデンカムイ

We finally did it. We found a literal "ArE YOu FuCKINg STUpID?" I can go to heaven now

The hole is also 10 years deeper, too! The same amount of energy working backwards in time would probably get people back to maybe Kill la Kill-era, and the drop-off rate only increases with more effort

We'll know Uma Musume has staying power if it gets to the "mass attention of niche fanfic" stage. I, personally, have a google alert set for "Uma Musume miscarriage"

Murder, revenge, malevolence, and marital strife: JUST KING THINGS covers King's first novella collection since 1990's FOUR PAST MIDNIGHT, as 2011's FULL DARK, NO STARS shows Steve taking familiar setups of stories past and swerving straight into the grim and grody: rangedtouch.com/2025/08/11/f...

fanart of Tom from Tom and Jerry as he appears in Zoot Cat

Frame #74600 from S04 -E13 - Battle Milk-628207

高潮

first harvest

Watched a Savannah Bananas game on TV with my mom last night and I've got some kind of psychic hangover from the brazen intensity of it all

the humble hotdog evolved from the hotwolf, a culinary artifact we no longer dare confront

Cover to Drawn & Quarterly's first volume of The Legend of Kamui

The Legend of Kamui: an ongoing thread of thoughts about and panels from Shirato Sanpei's influential ninja manga masterpiece

Seems you left some moldy food in your fridge…

It’s their fridge now🦠

Crying while hitting them with 11 struggle bugs to put them out of their misery

I'm bad at computers and social media because my family had dial-up through 2012. Thank you so much, dial-up. I didn't know what you were doing for me

Playing my all-bug run of Scarlet and having the opposite experience---i keep running into microscopic Flabebe and Azurill like I'm driving a Land Rover through a school crossing

Who would win?

doodles of peggy, hank, bobby, boomhauer, bill, dale

fresh king of the hill is hitting!

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick = rent control

Watch out! Your kids may be using the View Askewniverse to hide their socialist ideals! Here's what to look out for:

Snoogans = redistribution of wealth

Snootch to the bootch = universal basic income

Cock knocker = social justice

You eat a little fragment of it & you're one step closer to being beatified yourself

The most all-gender gift ever

A finger on a tech deck that has obviously been used as a nail file.

Is it sacrilegious to use a tech deck as a nail file?