Michael Rubin

bellhop: your suite, sir

me: oh my god stop shut up what’s your name let me carry the bags

Is this thing on?

💯

Sounds on brand. Now stop shortchanging yourself! Easier said than done, I know.

Like PB&J

The new NIKKOR f/1.2 that Joe McNally debuted - on any of these cameras - that will be amazing.

RED Digital Cinema announces cinema cameras compatible with Nikon Z-mount lenses RED Digital Cinema, Inc., a subsidiary of Nikon Corp., announced the V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount and KOMODO-X Z Mount digital cinema cameras, integrating the Nikon Z mount into the RED camera lineup. The V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount and KOMODO-X Z Mount are the first entries into the all-new Z CINEMA series; a new product line of co-developed solutions from Nikon and RED. The Z CINEMA series is targeted at the cinema, high-end production, and creator market. The new V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount and KOMODO-X Z Mount digital cinema cameras support the Nikon Z mount, with its large diameter and short flange distance, while retaining cinematic picture quality utilizing RED's color science.

RED Digital Cinema announces cinema cameras compatible with Nikon Z-mount lenses

RED Digital Cinema, Inc., a subsidiary of Nikon Corp., announced the V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount and KOMODO-X Z Mount digital cinema cameras, integrating the Nikon Z mount into the RED camera lineup. The V-RAPTOR [X] Z Mount…

This is exactly what I expected to happen. 👏👏👏

This guy?

FIRST TIME CALLER (2024, dir. Abe Goldfarb and JD Brynn, unrated)

NJ Transit ALP-46A, wrapped in a heritage Pennsylvania Railroad livery. The locomotive is from the mid 2000s, not the 1960s

*very serious voice*

NJ Transit is so underfunded, they're still running trains from the Pennsylvania Railroad

LinkedIn suggests videos.

Yeah Boyeee!

I have that effect on people.

Co-signed by a Scorpio.

I saw the dB’s last night in their hometown of Winston-Salem NC in an intimate show, and my goodness…besides being great and innovative musicians, every song sounded fresh and like new! One of the best shows I’ve ever seen.

They will, however, still take umbrage with your use of “fucking dipshit.”

A paragraph from a financial times article:

At last, the people who yell slurs everywhere but the office can do it in the office. A golden era for the biggest fucking dipshit you know.

Darnold saving the Vikings all that money they might have given him 3 weeks ago… #NFL

A poster for the movie FIRST TIME CALLER with a review quote: "Very Impressive, Amazingly Kinetic, Genre-Bending, An Excellent Indie Thriller." - Mike Flanagan Writer/Director - Doctor Sleep, Gerald's Game, The Haunting of Hill House, Midnight Mass

Hello new followers! Please go enjoy my weird, funny, eerie science fiction thriller FIRST TIME CALLER!

You can see it on Amazon or Tubi right now!

Thanks!

Um it’s called HeBrew.

Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires.

In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.

Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.

IN ONE MONTH.

Bish needs to sit TF down.

Looks like tiktok will be banned.
Where will I get my awkward dance videos and amateurish, cringeworthy "comedy" videos now??
I will miss the incredibly annoying Asian AI ladies' voice over, too.

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

Happy New Year everybody.
In 2025, try to be the best person you know how to be, because the world especially needs it right now.

May we find light in the darkness.

Happy Hanukkah.

When I visited Ottawa in winter I thought that was the greatest thing ever.

Happy Birthday