Robert Creekmore

We don’t slap enough people who say stupid shit.

Tell them to launch that shitty attitude into space onboard a leaky rocket.

This quote landed me the publication deal for my trilogy.

It depends on what one means by masculinity.

There's the simpleton who has a short fuse, whose personality is fueled by anger. Then, there is the caring father figure, think Mr. Rogers, whose job it is to protect.

The second is more nuanced, and for the good guy. I use the first for villains.

No, it isn't.

Does finishing in the top three mean I won second or third place? I don't know.

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It won't matter in 2026 and 2028 when they use violence to stop the democratic process.

Not at all.

Was his name Jakub?

Yikes.

I've known what that symbol meant since I was a kid.

This is just a ghoulish booty call.

I am when it comes to Nazis.

I don’t care.

Once a nazi, always a nazi.

Someone needs to destroy it before it destroys us.

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Brutal.

So, next weekend, this is a thing....

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Nope. I'm a punk rocker first, not a writer. That same novellette just finished in the top three for the HorrOrigins award. He was wrong, and I let him know.

Please don't promote authors or publishers who use AI.

I eat half a dozen eggs each morning. Really.

I heard his name was TODD.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

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Two of my short stories, Sole Survivor and Banshee of the North Woods, have been named official selections for the @HorrOrigins film festival later this month.