Jazpur & Co

Me: Man, this game is weird. I'll never play it, but I definitely will watch several extremely long playthroughs, multiple extensive videos about obscure lore, and a bunch of well thought out video essays about it.

i have no dangalang and i must cream 👅 / ♑🎛

scott cawthon being homophobic is genuinely so surprising to me because how can you make 3 nonbinary/genderfluid characters that all serve ABSOLUTELY CUNT and not love gay people AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT

BEING PLURAL MAKES GENDER SO STUPID 💔

whenever you have coworkers who are obsessed with chatgpt it's like watching smeagol succumb to the ring madness in real time

no I can’t teach you how to dougie. Fuck you actually

i think if your tummy hurts bad enough for long enough a guy should come to your house and hand you a big sack of money

how it feels

i was just head thrown back sobbing to music and then thought about how goofy i probably looked and straightened up real quick

do i deserve to order a pizza...

Screenshot of Spotify playing the song Paprika Parade by Masanori Chinzei

This song has me in a chokehold aghhh /pos 🕳

Defy in advance.

it’s always really exciting when i find out about another disorder i have because NOW i can add another adjective to make people feel bad for me if i ever need to make a gofundme

what they don't tell you is if you're writing literally anything at all you can actually just have some character you like from something else just show up and be part of the plot and nobody will bat an eye really. you just have to make it good, if you don't you go to hell instantly

"And my axe"

#explodebobvegetable

I feel so boring lately. No creative output, no creative input. Just a beige wall of a person.

An abstract design portrays a circle in the top left with the transgender symbol's outer segments extending to the inside instead. It is surrounded by wavy, loose lines to the bottom and left, while the top and right flank is of rigid lines and semi-circular indentations. All the lines are light grey on a mildly darker grey. In the bottom right corner are the words "Hate Us, Hide Us, We Exist."

We Exist

three elephants are walking on a green screen Alt: elephant green screen effect

gay people: im gay
society: ok
elephant green screen effect:

hormones? uh yeah i sure hope she does

asexual attorney

let me into your house. please invite me in. will you invite me in? please do.

theorizing we dont actually like our phones/computers/tv we just crave looking at bright light so i'm carrying around a flashlight to stare into whenever i get sad

ace attorney implies the existence of an aro attorney. even an allo attorney

We need some kind of legislation to ban faux therapy speak like this in advertising

"I've tasted spicier"

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Guys how the fuck do you connect with your grandma when shes young enough to know what furries are

men should dress like this