Dope Ty

“I’m Quagmire. I fuck hoes. My cash flow, I giggity-get it!”

It’s crazy getting adequate love & care from a person you’ve known forever vs from a person that’s a stranger to you that you want more from. Dating, love, vulnerability is a convoluted thing.

Friendship. Idk, for me It’s difficult tryna form a relationship with someone you were just platonic with at first. It’s hard for me to try & think about or date a close friend

I’ve never felt this way over my women friends. Guess I’ve always wired myself to just, be close friends. Never once thought about dating them.

Seems your connection was alot stronger because you viewed them as something prior to or when you hung out a lot more

Fellas, you gotta start eating fruits, veggies, goin to the gym, stretching regularly. No reason to be ingesting gas station pills, honey packs, rhinos, whatever you niggas be taking. That’s an awful sign of peepee health.

Get your health right to keep that dick up😂

Nigga balls gonna blow up

I started doing standup last month for amateur night at our local comedy club for fun & I was so nervous. Stage presence has never been an issue with me, but it’s if I was funny or not. I’m just glad folks enjoyed my humor. If you get offended easily, please, pop up to one of my performances😂🤣😂

“I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X huh muthafucka”

I really don’t like it when white ppl discuss Hip-Hop music

The way white men talk about their wives be so perplexing to me. What did you marry her for???😂

And the first thing they tell me is, she had nice tits, blonde hair, & blue eyes.

Asked this one dude, “that’s all you cared about when you made your decision huh?”🤣

😶

Thought this nigga was dead last night. Turns out, bruh was just tired as
fuck!😂

Happy Munyun Monday!

Another day to get to the Munyun & the bank! Lock in folks✊🏿

“Super Mario 3” & “Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door”

It’s Munyun Monday!

The vision

Hooters, but for feet

Call it, “Footsies”

Yall see the vision???🤗

Niggas in lingerie & meats out. Back to Twitter I go🤦🏿‍♂️

“You a virgin?”

“Yes.”

“Good. Keep it that way. Ain’t gon be no fucking tonite.”

Dating apps era from 2019-2022 was so much fun! I was having a blast every Thursdays & weekends😂🤣😂

Cuh🤦🏿‍♂️

“Women” & “woman” be beating folks ass!

Had nothing to do. Went lifting & rode a bike. Now, mimosa time after this😌

Saturday night, so that means it’s a great night to down this bottle of Bourbon and become a FUCKING issue😌

Sometimes when I’m out, I like to check & see if I still got it😅

It’s so late & your post was the first I seen😂🤣😂

Don’t know if I’m tipsy, but I legit have tears in my eyes lol

LMFAOOOOOO

A lot of niggas on this app, don’t get bad bitches in real life. I’m way too certain. Some of you niggas Yee Yee as hell😂🤣😂

I swear imma give you attention or feed you afterwards, boo. Just let me finish these ranked games to level my player up😂

I got back into bartending, so I completely understand what you mean. But, please be kind to me next Friday😂