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Old. Cranky. Queer. Nerd. Canadian AF.

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And the downside would be..?

07.11.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ONLY part I miss is the "Flex Delivery" service, where you can get stuff sent to a pseudo post office box instead of being left unattended on your front porch. They CAN actually evolve to relevant service offerings if the Saints allow (or whomever is clinging to the horse & buggy service model).

07.11.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All those vegetables ain't gonna pick THEMSELVES, buddy! And once America gets rid of all the "illegal immigrants", y'all gonna need a whole new captive workforce. And 6 year olds are low to the ground. Perfect solution.

07.11.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not fair! Ontarians TOTALLY have access to emergency healthcare. Sure, you have to pay for it, but it's available. (seriously hoping there are some Black Friday deals on MRI packages this year - the husband and I aren't getting any younger!)

07.11.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The service is "unreliable and causes considerable frustration" even when they AREN'T on rotating strikes. TBH, I haven't noticed any difference in the service levels, other than less Canadian Tire flyers.

07.11.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You mean like the part where if a man dies his brother immediately inherits all of his wives, concubines, and female slaves?

07.11.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The old boys STILL haven't gotten over it.

07.11.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad to see the soldiers of the "Pro-Life" Party doing 'the Lord's work'...

07.11.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess Walgreens was out of the "Slim Fit" Depends for Men...

07.11.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHICH drugs? Rohypnol?!

07.11.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Again, in all fairness, sometimes he thinks it's Obama. My GOODNESS but you folks are judgemental ๐Ÿ˜‰

07.11.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, with his level of dementia, he might not even be aware that other people are in the room.

07.11.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that not spelled "Grindr-ing" away?

07.11.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfair. So far, "Closeted Homosexual" is the only costume I've seen HIM wear, and he wasn't 'playing'.

07.11.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair. America was built on the backs of immigrants, and all of HER contributions to America have been on her back - with her heels pointed towards Jesus, so the Project 2025 folks will be happy.

06.11.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Refreshing to see this without all of those Acme product placements.

06.11.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably needs some "alone time" after the breakup. We've all been there.

06.11.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, all those Grindr hookups DO take up a lot of his time.

06.11.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of this depends upon one critical factor - whether the current administration decides to obey the Constitution and respect the results, or whether they declare martial law and decide to rule in perpetuity. At this point, there is little evidence to support the first part.

06.11.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And she was a single mother in a time with little support from the law or society at large. She voted Conservative her entire life, even when shown that THEY were the party making the laws that denied HER any rights as well.

06.11.2025 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the downside would be?

06.11.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of this only matters if the current president chooses to obey the Constitution. He's made no attempts to follow it so far. And he's likely days away from completely ignoring the #SCOTUS as well.

06.11.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I finally came out to my die-hard Conservative mother, who ranted regularly about the evils of the "Liberals", I asked if she would continue to support a party that denied my very existence. She said yes. Facts will never sway political opinions.

06.11.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will that be available in Canada, or will I need to fire up my VPN to circumvent the geoblocking?

06.11.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You CAN opt out, in theory, except for Severe Emergency Alerts, which are meant to be used for imminent extreme danger likely to cause widespread loss of life. In practice, law enforcement agencies have been tagging Amber Alerts as "Severe", so the opt out option doesn't work.

05.11.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully, the new system will have checks and balances to STOP local law enforcement agencies from sending out Emergency Alerts (meaning imminent threat of loss of life) for Amber Alerts about children abducted in a marital squabble thousands of kilometers away.

05.11.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like I always tell my husband: WE do not possess an "Edit Button" ๐Ÿ˜‰

05.11.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's hope.

05.11.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ME! Damn. Generally, I only refer to myself by the Royal "We" when ordering at Starbucks.

05.11.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
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Actual footage...

05.11.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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