"A computer can never be spiteful or horny Therefore a computer must never make art"

Reminder

raccoons on a galaxy background. text says "mentally sick, physically thick"

down with the thickness :3

HELLO HORNY MAN (yes you)

stop going through my entire media tab on here and just pay me $5 so you can go through my way better entire media tab on fansly 🤨

Why is my entire day just me thinking about Taco Bell attempting a queso?!

Why is it that I’m at my horniest whilst outdoors?!

If you breathe in for 4 seconds, hold for 7, and exhale for 8, it tells your body you’re safe. This slows your heart rate, relaxes your nervous system, and helps shift you out of fight-or-flight mode. Now do it.

The worst possible times for me BUT we work harder than any other field I know.

Yes! People love the idea of “working whenever they want” but it’s really just that you never stop working. EVER.

When you see these dudes playing at the farmer's market, you just KNOW the jigs and reels are gonna be off the charts

Hot af too

Sitting here staring at day collars on Etsy as if I don’t have an engagement ring on my finger

Deep in a pasta coma this morning

The idea that SWers are not liberated is such a weird take. Find me someone with more self respect, authenticity, and freedom to be creative! 🙄

beloved sxwrkrs, a gentle reminder, there is nothing we can do "first." All of us are geniuses & risk takers who make shit happen, & whatever you can think of, one of us has already done it. But that's a great thing! it means we get to learn from each other. being first is lonely as hell anyway

Woke up feeling like an absolute goddess again

Maniacally trying to decide what type of belly play is the hottest, help needed!

idk who needs to hear this, but if you're ever in the market for high quality sex toys and need recommendations... hit me up!! I LOVE sex toys and write reviews on my blog 😉

When you want to make a video 🌊 but you’re also too horny to set up 💦

Wouldn’t it be cool if we just had ONE news source that was always honest and factual and we never had to worry that every single thing we read is likely only 50% facts at the most.

Yes and yes! Let’s normalize sending friends the things social media doesn’t need

my fault for scrolling in public w my brightness on😩🫠😩🫠

banning sex workers from nsfw subreddits makes no logical sense to me. you want FEWER sexy bitches posting in your sub?

cannabis this, cannabis that

can a bitch just get some peace and quiet?

My tummy keeps telling me to snack 🍰🍰🍰🍰

Is there anything better than a fresh baked good stuffed into your mouth?!

So excited to do NEW collab content!!!!

Depends on the piece