Lauren Lovegoode, Chesapeakid

No. I’m like a country music girlie frfr

Things I discussed in therapy last night:

Sansa & Arya Stark (and their dead dad)
Kat Richardson & Eva Thomas (and how their dad is gonna have to die for them to get along)
Bill Hamilton not entering the body bag fast enough
Mr. Diabáte
The New Orleans Saints not disappointing me

The universe is always conspiring for my greatest good✨

My son acts like he’s in the NFL Draft when the school calls with that cancellation message.

WHO DAT BITCH ⚜️

I love this timeline. It’s the best. I certainly hope I never get ripped out of it and sent to one where, perhaps, men don’t even exist.

Three dates left with my therapist. We’re just gonna kiki and bullshit, honestly. I want to know everything about this lady before she leaves me.

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TJ: Females…
Me:

Listening to Patron Oswald explain AI and boring people…

Yessssssss

Midrise is for the youth, baby. I need my belly button concealed.

Hey, hi. Can you leave me the fuck alone please, it’s 4 in the morning.

Kat doesn’t need to “get over it” but she does need to act like a damn adult. Yall can’t tell me you saw how she acted when she walked up on Eva and Samantha yesterday and still think she’s mature. Please.

#BeyondtheGates

Jason never takes that cape off does he?? #GH

🙄 I am so over entitled bitch's attitude. Put her in therapy already, damn. Or just have her only film with the cardboard cutout so we can just skip the both of them. All the way through him marrying that blind dummy to advance his career. #BeyondtheGates

YES WE ARE WHERE IS HE?!?!?!?!!!!

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I have liked Carly exactly three times - when she was trapped behind that wall, when she was kidnapped by Alcazar, and the Metro Court hostage crisis. Other than that… #GH

But like what did they do with him? Where is he? It doesn’t seem like they killed him off.

What’s going on with Joss daddy??? #GH

WHERE THE FUCK IS HOT LUCKY?!?!?!!!! #BeyondTheGates

Kat got “good intuition” about everybody but that man. #BeyondTheGates

Jacob acting real sassy this episode. #BeyondTheGates

Convinced the writers hate Kat. Maybe even more than I do. #BeyondTheGates

So no therapy then? #BeyondTheGates

Of course he said no to the stem cells. To this version of humanity, he is literally the most interesting man in the world. I desperately want to see where he was pre-Happy-ning.

OMG!!! 🥲🥲🥲

Imagine there are 12 other people in the world like you and they are ALL hanging out without you. I am Carol. She is me. #Pluribus

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Oh my god… #Pluribus

Turns out, I get off on praise and affirmation. Communication is foreplay.

Diabaté gets on my nerves. Am I more like Carol than I realize? #Pluribus