Coyote of Otterland

"What did I walk into?"
"A uterus full of jello."
#boyfriendthings

Some days it's hard to want to keep going. Some days just existing is hard. Some days, the only thing keeping me from giving up is simply to spite the people who want me dead.

Some days, that's enough.

I could use help practicing taking dick.

Can't miss cardio, after all. Shall we begin?

What about first names?

Kane "Why are your nipples gendered?"

Sexy power outage

We should talk.

This world needs more dad pussy.

I'm not paranoid, I'm exactly as noid as I need to be."

#dndquotes

I'm very they/them and I prefer husband over spouse. It stems from a joke where my hubby's college friend called him the penis wife. Now I'm the vagina husband.

I have come to realize that werewolves are scared of me. Not "fear for their lives" scared. Scared of what I will become should they add me to their ranks.

This can only mean I am the most powerful being in the world, and they fear giving me more power.

I'm not participating in locktober, but I don't have a cock. Can I still play with yours?

No one is good at Metal Gear. Certain people just suck less.

I made my recommendation. As a coyote, I explode enough as it is.

As a somewhat recent recipient of bottom surgery, I'd recommend the tried and true method, personally.

Girl you were a spider lady ten minutes ago, keep up!

#dndthings

I wanna be a good pup

Does this mean new story incoming?

I feel the same way! At no point have I regretted getting vaginoplasty!

Why are you always too far to cuddle?

Can I study your belly?

Ok, cool.

Must be full otter?

The kind of day you let your dick think for you.

Woo congrats! I still have no regrets for mine!

At the hospital for my boyfriend's surgery and they really want me to know what today is.

Welcome

"I have to think in order to not think."

#outofcontextdnd