Akoltchak

Bombing as a stand up comedian is micro-dosing ego death

The day everyone learned that Robert Plant was in fact uncircumcised...

is see in bold white print across the chest of a t-shirt:

PRNYC

"To be really good at capitalism, ya kinda have to be a psychopath."

and we're a like: cool.

We don't talk enough about how every time Mark Zuckerberg tries to turn Meta into something besides an advertising platform, he fails. Without Sheryl Sanberg Fb would have collapsed. (Meta=sell)

On one hand, I take perverse pride in navigating the bowl of spaghetti that is the NYC MTA, and on the other simmers my rage. I suppose that's the essence of living in this "burning-down hellscape..." 😉

If you were to open up JD Vance to see what he's made of, you'd quickly notice all the mouse hair.

Have Women Ruined Rape Culture?

By: Ross Douthat

If you know anything about Benjamin Grahm, Charlie Munger or Warren Buffet, you'd know now is the time to sell Tesla --assuming you still own the stock.

If Idaho had a NFL football team, they’d call it the Boise INCELS. And this would be their oversized mascot. He’d run
around the stadium dry humping women for laughs.

“Number 1: take a step towards the desk and say ‘woman, man, camera, tv”

I don’t think we fully grasp the implications of acquitting the sandwich guy.

More bad news for Joe Biden

Hakeem Jeffries reached the Peter Principle like three Peters ago

Curtis Sliwa to spend more time with his delusions of grandeur.

I believe the only true political 3rd rail amongst the Keystone Nazis is the Fed. Trump can’t fuck with central banking; and in turn that’s keeping the house of cards tenuously balanced. And I don’t know how to feel about that.

I’ve never believed in the hologram/simulation theory. But after watching this clip, I’m starting to think there just may be a glitch in the software…

You know when you’re walking through a damp forest; and you come up to a moss covered stone; and out of curiosity you turn over the stone; and under the stone are scurrying and panicked insects running for cover? That’s Mike Johnson

NYC Policy Suggestion: a tourist-only sidewalk lane (strictly enforced)

This is the Republican plan. It's been their plan for 50 yrs: Lie about Government being broken while dismantling the government. It's that simple.

Is it too early for Mamdani to primary Chuck Schumer?

Even the "good" billionaires turn to shit once you bring up equitable wealth distribution. Yes Mark, raising taxes and slashing military spending will pay for Universal Healthcare

If Andrew Cuomo were capable of shame and/or introspection we wouldn't be here kicking his ass for a second time. So, there's that.

To the million people who threatened to leave NYC if Mamdani won: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Curtis Sliwa leaving politics to spend more time with his delusions of grandeur

Hey, Andrew Cuomo: go get ya shine box, ya fuck

I’m willing to bet the house that Trump’s safe word is Hilary

“My dearest Becky, today on the line I saw Kyle get a point-plank hit from a subway sandwich. He said later that he could feel the impact through his Kevlar vest, and smell the onions and mustard. These woke libtards are deranged. Oh and send Mountain Dew -Trevor”

Letters from The Second Civil War

I love this city (NYC); love its energy, its diversity, its enormous size. Gonna leave feet-first. That said, ya know how sweet it would be if 1 million assholes split because of their shitty racism? Bring it.

The Fourth Estate was not killed. It was bought. (along with everything else that's not nailed down in this shit-hole country)