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WNY-born-and-bred Cascadian. Movie and video game geek, sports enthusiast, politnik, cyclist, and writer. America created me. Now it gets to deal with me. Narrative writer @staroath.bsky.social. He/him.

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Seagal binge!

Under Siege. A+!

One of the greatest pure action movies ever! Seagal is Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey are bad guys, and Andrew Davis directing is on point!
#movies #MovieSky #MovieBuff

09.10.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, how long do movies spend in theaters nowadays before they get reduced to one or two shows per day?

Feels like One Battle After Another JUST came out, and I can't find a show before 6 PM!
#movies #MovieSky #MovieBuff

09.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, what, people will now be expected to fold and heat the metal for guns in their furnaces, measure out the barrels, and hand-forge the tiny moving bits and pieces in their garages or something?

08.10.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's how burned out I am on Star Wars:

There's a new Star Wars movie about to come out, and I have NO INTEREST in seeing it.

I'm done with The Mandalorian. I don't care very much.

I WOULS love to see Old Republic novels as movies, though. I want that Revan trilogy.
#MovieBuff #MovieSky #movies

08.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marineland. Of course itโ€™s fucking Marineland. Nothing good has EVER come from Marineland, and Iโ€™m shocked it even still exists.
#AnimalSky #animals

07.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, hereโ€™s one Iโ€™ve never seen.
#videogames #RetroGaming

07.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The major prize Donnie Dummy deserves.
#trump

06.10.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How much money does Fox โ€œNewsโ€ pay this guy for this crap?

06.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why should WE change? Trump's the one who sucks!

04.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And now theyโ€™re gonna put the Orange Oaf on dollar coins.
#trump

03.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, now Iโ€™m wondering what video games the creators of the โ€œAnti-Woke Gaming Listโ€ DO play, since they seem to forbid all the well-known titles.
#videogames

03.10.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, they argued over who was the greatest Prime Minister of England.

Eventually they got Jeffries to agree that it was Pitt the Elder.

02.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waitโ€ฆ So this is NOT a post about the Trump administration?

02.10.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hegseth bitched about โ€œfat generals.โ€

Rich from a guy who kisses Trumpโ€™s ass.

And how much you want to bet Hegseth had liposuction? Also, why does every fascist have hair plugs and face enhancements? Is that the fascism look?
#trump

02.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œGet ready for a surprise!โ€ BOOM!

A very appropriate GIF.

02.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump PANICS as America DEMANDS the Epstein Files
YouTube video by The Dangerous Ones Trump PANICS as America DEMANDS the Epstein Files

Repost if you REFUSE TO FORGET ABOUT THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES!!!

We made a song. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

02.10.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 414    ๐Ÿ” 294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Steven Seagal binge!

Marked for Death: Probably the best one Iโ€™ve seen yet! Very silly, a hoot, and a blast! A.
#movies #MovieSky #MovieBuff

02.10.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This post just sums up the way the Democrats work in a nice little nutshell, huh?

This man might be the presidential nominee in 2028, and that would not be good.
#democrats

01.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOPEFULLY I'll be able to get my hands on THIS when it comes out.
#videogames

01.10.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t think I would ever say this, butโ€ฆ

Healthcare is NOT the major issue on the table right now!
#shutdown #governmentshutdown #trumpshutdown #trump

30.09.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hold upโ€ฆ Would a government shutdown mean ICE and military wouldnโ€™t be able to do anything? Or get paid for doing anything, at least?
#trumpshutdown #governmentshutdown #trump

30.09.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, Electronic Arts at least managed to drop the ball and lose its FIFA license.

Thatโ€™s something, I guess.
#videogames #electronicarts

30.09.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The military suddenly looks like itโ€™s gonna be a LOT weaker.

30.09.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but you hold on to the moments when the team surprises you and pulls through.

Look at what the Mariners pulled off. I was prepared for them to blow it, but they really stunned me this year.

30.09.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And now EA is also admitting theyโ€™ll be using AI to cut costs and increase profits.

Yes, thatโ€™s their own words.
#videogames

29.09.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, a public investment place in Saudi Arabia just bought Electronic Arts.

You thought the state of video games was bad NOWโ€ฆ
#videogames

29.09.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ALMOND MILK FOREVER!!!

27.09.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m shocked heโ€™s not accusing her of crashing for being an unqualified DEI hire or something.
#trump

27.09.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kimmel is back on Sinclair.

Now Colbert. Please?
#JimmyKimmel #sinclair

26.09.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Iโ€™d be remiss for not mentioning that Cartman really needs his bigotry slapped out of him anyway.

25.09.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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