Great inclusiveness! This is for anybody on-site who may have forgotten where their office is.

Participation in War Christmas is a purity test now. The fallen are best honoured by performative disinterest!

Has he been watching Vikings while high, and thought it was the News at Ten?!

She looks a bit old for kindergarten.

"When did the voices strart?" 😂

It's a very inefficient way to build; ovals don't exactly tesselate nicely!

With cloud services falling over, and our devices spying on us, either for nations we deem potentially hostile, or for 'friendly' corporations that want to manipulate us, it's time to demand mandatory local APIs.

23% less oxygen!?

I suspect he wrote this while sitting, being dangerously hypoxic!

Not all dry powders are equal! Baking soda might be a better idea, unless the energetics in gas grenades are self oxidising?

The half-pint half-wit has found somebody shorter than he is!

Get the amyl acetate out!

How do these weirdos eat pizza/hamburgers/fries/popcorn/chips/chicken wings?!

I would pay extra for this game.

When you say "paint", did you mean "ethylene glycol"?

You really have been indoctrinated into British culture! 🤣

I'm surprised to not be seeing more people advocating carrying side snips, which you'd have thought would work equally well on plasticuffs and tyre valves 🤷

Probably doesn't need to be an NBC FILTER either, no? Could maybe get by with something less restrictive?

I often wish this were true!

It's clearly not.

"What we really need right now, to make people think we're the good guys, is an intervention from a shit-stirring short-arsed pillock with a double-barrelled surname!"

In order for the United States to become a party to the International Criminal Court and have our officials be subject to trial at The Hague, the US Senate would need to ratify the Rome statute by a two-thirds vote. Let’s start running on that.

Oh no, someone might give away the collection of gaudy gilded plaster castings!

Yes. Yes you do.

Having recently celebrated our tenth wedding anniversary, I'm thinking back to when we were considering waiting because the government assured us that legally recognised Humanist marriages were just around the corner!

What's to consult about? It's nobody's business but the bride and groom!

I was thinking Jim Lahey (the great John Dunsworth)!

I agree that it needs to be shameful, but shame doesn't stop someone thinking something, it just makes them think it quietly. It'd be nice if we could make them understand how they're being played.

Never better said than this man’s song.

I've spent about two decades operating aircraft in Oxfordshire. I also don't have accurate figures to share, but I remain confident from my experience.

A year? About 110 a day, every day!?

I would suggest, with confidence, that both Benson and Kidlington outstrip Brize by number of movements, probably by an order of magnitude.