Maddie Witler

Morning banjo tunes, Old Grimes

Accidentally dressed like my character from Tony Hawk 🧚🏻‍♀️ 🛹

Yes, and

Improvisational alteration

Cropping a T shirt with kitchen shears but I did 0 planning so it just gets progressively shorter as I mess up

Nerds candy was always just a stepping stone to the elite Nerds Gummy Cluster

Every employee at my local weed store flirts with me like it’s trader joe’s

New cork and feather toy is a big hit

Airport Barista: is that a banjo?

Me: it’s a mandolin

AB: whoa you don’t see that every day!

Me: I do actually

This is probably it and research I probably could have done, I was asked to sing the chorus in a medley of band members singing different hit songs over the same chords for an upcoming gig. So I’ve been singing just the chorus on repeat and realized I had no idea why were exactly half way.

I want to know exactly how “halfway there” is determined in the song Living on a Prayer, it’s oddly specific

Just bought sushi on sale

Thanks to the non judgmental tsa agent for sending a box through the scanner with only my obnoxious looking vape pen after I went through the x ray with it. My punishment was experiencing how cool and dignified I felt waiting for it on the other side.

This must be how Steve Vai feels

Guitar center employee at the check out counter stares and says “you’re not Maddie Witler are you? I’m a big fan!” and I’ve never felt more guitar famous

Just walkin

Coffee pilgrimage to Prufrock Coffee in London! Great coffee and great food, and I love this new shirt #coffeesky

A picture of the front of Abbey Road Studio. A greyish, rectangular, 2 story building with a brown wooden door and an illuminated sign that says “Abbey Road”

A girl wearing mostly black and a long beige coat walks across the crosswalk on Abbey Road in London

Being a dork in London

Good times coffee run this morning to friedhats FUKU cafe in Amsterdam #coffeesky

😻🌼✨

It does

Amsterdam is cool let’s all live on house boats

First tattoo in a couple years time to see if it still hurts 🌼

Awkward bluegrass night fit check, category is: LA country bar lead guitar

A screenshot from the app rednote shows a video of a girl playing bluegrass acoustic guitar with a translated comment underneath that says, “I have already started grazing on the grasslands in the western United States.”

Digging the vibes at rednote

A tabby cat lies on a pillow in the sunshine. Next to her and in front is a big grey cat stuffed animal.

Squashy friends

A small toy skateboard with blue wheels sits in the contents of a jar of salsa in the ramp cut of a sidewalk on a corner in Los Angeles. The jar, mostly empty, lays off to the side. The sun is shining. The events leading up to this moment are a mystery.

Tech deck in the salsa 😭

All day girl dinner

A small brown tabby cat sits upright on a wood floor, her back legs and belly squish around her front paws, her green eyes look intently at the photographer, her short neck is such that her head and body flow smoothly into each other creating a satisfying Russian nesting doll type shape. Her name is Merlin.

Perfect shape 🐱 🪆

my people 🧚🏼‍♀️💕