NerfCaleb 🍄

their hooves look like titties with letters on em ❤️

imagine being a huge nightmare bully of a person along with your friend group for years, and when you finally face some consequences you lash out and call people nazis and ICE agents instead of reflecting or taking accountability. literally fuck off and don't come back.

3 cereals 2 milks

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id totally get one for my labubu!

i love the labubu hats

soak them overnight in water and a splash of vinegar (cuts the bitterness and fart smell LOL) rinse them & put them in a bowl and pour melted butter over them and toss it til coated. put them face down in pan and salt n pepper them. bake or saute till golden brown. parm and sweet chili on top :D

Bad news, I have been diagnosed with B-cell non-Hodgkins Lymphoma.

Obviously shit is scary for me right now but if you would like to support my treatments and recovery, I made a GoFundMe link!

gofund.me/9a6d3da6

I plan to start my first treatment in the next couple of days.

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turns out im a lifeweaver main??? god hes pretty

Your my favorite fan! Glad you could get some games in with me! Jk I love you sm

Happy national best friends day to two people who can always make me laugh and laugh at my dumb jokes too
@magickgem.bsky.social @nerfcaleb.bsky.social

Okay so update i was able to get 5 out of 6 labubus out of me

i hate that we are only allowed to drink the cokes with our names on them. I'll drink a "kaleb" one, but it's just a bit off.

this guy @chris.neatdu.de

I think Paul rudd stole the Annabelle doll

Hell yeah stream it for us

Thank you all for the sweet birthday wishes! I'm so stoked to spend the day with Gem and my friends <3

Gem is taking me on a surprise bday trip and I have no idea where we are going!! So excited!

rEEn

Ugh whatever.

Hell yeah

Gem and I just moved into our new place and just got the "fastest" internet available!! No idea what to do.

Bbnosferatu

Mines>priorities

So thankful to be able to play on the ND SMP server. I've met some really cool people and made some great friends. It's an honor to play with this group of folks ❤️

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making a GIANT cosmic brownie house in the neat dude server!

twitch.tv/nerfcaleb

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hey im live!

lets find a place to build a house!

twitch.tv/nerfcaleb

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Neat dude SMP server time???

i think so!!!

twitch.tv/nerfcaleb

Expect some fun streams this next week 👀⛏️

Not only is it mine and Gem's 14 year anniversary, but it's our sweet baby Lucy's 10th birthday! She was in Dots litter so we've had her every second of her life and she's been such a perfect little baby. She's gotten me through so much and I'm proud to be her dad. <3 wish her a HBD plz!! 🎂

I can't believe that I've been with this magnificent person for 14 whole years. She's taught me so much and shown me so much love over these years. My reason for breathing.