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ConGekiLations! You put so much heart and soul into your work, it really shows - and your laugh is fucking filthy and I love it x

It just suddenly got real warm in here

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That fucking piercing...

I've just been offered a dream job: doing exams in the nude while my teeth fall out.

SIR

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Yeah yeah yep yep yep mmhmm yep yes please ahuh

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Dead at work, stinking hot day, slow ass internet, nose full of cold...of course I'm daydreaming about getting more tattoos

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

Ridiculous brown and black fluffy cat showing his belly on grass in the sunshine

Mr W sends his best from his post "supervising" plum picking in the orchard

Women and fems aren't the only people who deal with negative self-image regarding their bodies and appearance.

Show the same support to the men and mascs that you would to them. You can't be body-inclusive, if you discount their feelings.

Today is a 4 simultaneous emotional support beverages on the go type of day...

"Am I giving babygirl vibes right now?" 😂 That was <chef kiss>

I'm sure there are plenty of productive non-evil uses of "AI" that I could utilise but I can't get over this deep, unsettling feeling that if I fire up ChatGPT or whatever, then it'll be my fault when Skynet wins

That's this evening sorted, thank you 😁

I originally read this as "Mark my words Lindsay Lohan, *I* will become the next Jennifer Coolidge" and my middle of the night brain totally accepted that you were throwing down a rather fabulous gauntlet

This morning I experienced buttery crumpets, drizzled with the honey from my own bees, for the first time. Had a bit of a moment, not gonna lie...

Post Festival Malaise in full effect. Pls send me back to bed, call me a good girl and bring me snacks 😑

Aw she looks like she's got some Aussie cattle dog / Blue Heeler in her

Comparing our respective badass body attachments that stop various limbs from collapsing in on themselves!

🐈‍⬛🤍

Thank you, that was equal parts 🔥& 🥹...

Totally not searching for "Could I actually be underfeeding the cat or am I being manipulated (again)?"

As someone who has spent a week being read to filth by a 10 year old niece with zero filter... absolutely

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Yesss the slutty septum ring makes an appearance

Currently doing the awkward lying AROUND the cat on the bed lest I disturb him and receive an imperious glare thing...

Something something <slutty secretary> something something...what? I didn't say anything