BJ

Just once I'd love to hear the followup:
You say you're complying. Your boss told the public he won't. Which of you is lying right now?

That Feeling When "trolling the libs" becomes mainstream public policy

Face of the soulless, who watched his soul get devoured in front of his children moments after selling it.

Dude knows EXACTLY what to do. He says "yes, sir" every time Putin says "stall them two more weeks".

This administration has been, by far, the most censorial administration in my lifetime. They're punishing people for speech about Palestine, about Charlie Kirk, about ICE, about the President. It's been nonstop attacks on speech.

Ridicule works. It's hard to come off being a tough guy when you're staring down someone in an inflatable frog costume, especially when they're twerking at you.

If the Trump/Epstein statue vanished on rapture day...

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Because it makes total sense to punish Indian producers and American consumers for Russia's bad behavior.

Dude shoulda stuck with the "falling out over a real estate deal" story. Much less rapey.

Spotted in Tallahassee…

One trick ponies get old fast. And this one's approaching 80.

Begging people to stop talking about it is exactly as effective as begging Vladimir to stop bombing Ukraine.

Newfound respect for Parker & Stone after that. Secured a billion dollar contract with Paramount, then set off a secretly placed shitstorm.
Pure fuckin genius.

This feels like a "Thor's Hammer" level thought experiment.

The party of pro-life doesn’t protect children. It protects pedophiles.

The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?

German Chancellor: "May I remind you that we are having June 6 tomorrow. This is the D-Day anniversary."

Trump: "Not a pleasant day for you. That was not a great day."

German Chancellor: "This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship."

Dude's probably not even wearing pants under that desk... lecturing ppl on masculinity in his tighty whiteys.

Oh! We're making up new words today?
How about "Scampaign" - aka how 47 got elected?

I'm just gonna sit here & hang out with ya for a bit.

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THUNDERDOME!!

JFC ... if I did that, my desk would be cleaned out by the end of the week and I'd be ineligible for unemployment.

You keep saying what everybody is thinking.
I'd vote for President King.
It'd be quite a step up from the Felon King that we have now.

Dunning, meet Kruger

Systematically farting on every ally.

Like school shootings, the klan is primarily an American Institution

Can you share examples of suggested reading lists?