Hazel Wander

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

A screenshot of Sierra's King's Quest (1)

all the AI companies are talking about "AGI" being the next big thing, but Sierra On-Line figured out AGI back in 1984

Despite how excellent the news may seem, do not get comfortable just yet

One key word to take this away from; "Halted," which means, the Age Verification junk is very much alive and there's a possibility they'll be trying this again

Keep the pressure going, do not let them get away with this

they should invent cute anime girls that arent from gachas

There should be a bonus medal for dropping a perfect f-bomb faster than the NBC censors can catch it

Smol are so pretty @awildrose.bsky.social 💙

<3

Getting jumpscared by a dorky florist in the middle of dinner, not that I mind.

A bonus illustration for the previously posted comic strip "insecurities" by saucypaws. Whitney, a tall, athletic horse girl with brown hair tied back in a ponytail, stands next to her girlfriend Pepper, a shorter and curvier calico cat. They are dressed for the date that was alluded to in the previous comic - Whitney is wearing a maroon blazer and slacks to match, and Pepper has put on the green velvet dress that she was previously deliberating whether or not to wear. Pepper has a small shoulder bag with a horseshoe on it and Whitney is closing the door behind them, looking relieved. "Phew!" she exclaims to Pepper. "Hey... I think we might actually make it."

sorry for the wait 💙💙

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

this is how you get cursed..................

unrivaled champion of guess who (1/2)

The Atlantic’s profile of Bondi has some wow.

@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Mara's Curved Curse

transition is a choice that anyone can make for any reason, and if I do it because of the Latent Transsexual Genes Lurking In My Head and some other bitch does it because she wants to attract lesbian librarians by bending over in a pencil skirt by the periodicals we are both right to choose it

my politics

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Stop saying underage women.
They are children.

so apparently i was right...judging by the latest epstein drop.

I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

cherry jubilee 🍒 #mlp #mylittlepony

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

NEW: This isn't about "training." The two agents who murdered Alex Pretti - Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez - have been with Border Patrol for 8 and 12 years respectively. You can't reform CBP. Abolish ICE/CBP. www.propublica.org/article/alex...

using "for a documentary" to make any shitty thing sound better

"my life is going pretty well for a documentary"

"my car isn't working, but it's still pretty strong for a documentary"

"i have been diagnosed with dysentery, but they say my chances look good for a documentary"

Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

Today on "things I wish I could unread but make it harder daily to avoid watchlists"

The reviews for “Melania” are going to be far more entertaining than the movie. What a fabulous headline:

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.