Hazel Wander

Oh I misread. Well, regardless I think it's got a great feel!

Can confirm system antics (although we don't have quite as much argue *then* make out) the confrontations over haircolor/style are legendary wars that have been ongoing

It actually really strongly reminded me of Duck Hunt, so you aren't doing too bad on translating the feeling (I actually went and checked if it WAS because i wasn't sure)

Two hooves (and a bunch of feathers) up, looking good!

My favorite was when the new director of trust and safety of one social media was a groomer I knew personally. I think he moved on somewhere else.

this is just how i am irl

MW correctly reading the room

it's also why i turn on the ac and ice the room out so i can have a blanket on because cozy and snug

The "fuck anyone next to me, at least I'm safe" button

When you think about it, it's pretty weird that we based our nation's healthcare system around having random guys in an office somewhere who say "nah, you don't need that medication" and then fuck your doctor's wife.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Autism isn’t a disease to be cured or even eradicated. It’s a neurotype that results in many of the most beautiful and creative brains to have existed. Autists need systemic support to thrive in a world built for allistics, not the blame and shame that make our lives harder than they need to be.

Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.

This is not going to end well.

Unironically so amazing, have slept in one overnight and it's wonderful. 10/10 would be scritched again

Different vulvae sketches based on the study"Classification of the anatomical variation in female external genitalia" by gynodiversity. The study

Remember how doctors and nurses were revered? Remember how amazed we were at mRNA technology? Remember how the vaccine was developed in record time thanks to investment in underlying basic science? 🧬

Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?

An art piece formed from lines.

#art #ink #lines #drawing

4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.

Dual Roomba

xkcd.com/3133/

I remember those days... Not getting art days, the you getting art constantly days

Queer folk - go do self care. If you aren't involved in antifash work and countering misinfo, then your energy is better sent protecting your mental health instead of being logged onto the social media news cycle.

So it's clear - I'm aware that the Minneapolis church shooter is a transfem, and have confirmed this independently myself via her name change documents. Myself & literally every trans person condemns this type of shit, especially targeting kids.

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John Oliver

Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.

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LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE PIECE @lightdizzy.bsky.social DREW FOR ME AGDFIUHGFH

I mean how could it not?

SO true, bestie

Zuru's MP44 AEB, I think