@neverfeedazombie.bsky.social
Returning student with a soft spot for puns, machines, and books.
Me rn
16.01.2025 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The owls are not what they seem
16.01.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pee-er tube... Lol
15.01.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pictures of their pecker
14.01.2025 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I still think them cats are crazy.
14.02.2024 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I've been on a repeating loop consisting of:
Baby Shark
Toxic
Mahna Mahna
I think, by Highlander rules, you're the boss now.
14.02.2024 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"How you doing?"
"Souls-like."
This is me while debugging code
14.02.2024 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Them wild-eyed boys that had been away?!
14.02.2024 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Fuck. My student diet is literally ramen lunch every day. Am I dying?
03.12.2023 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was so dumb and so fun
03.12.2023 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, I mean that they seem to be choosing unique shortcuts for each item in the entire menu... I was asking if alt-g or alt-f,g might work. Because otherwise what the fuuuuuu...
21.11.2023 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They appear to be unique across the entire menu hierarchy... Can you just press 'g'?
21.11.2023 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The cover art from Nirvana's Nevermind, a baby in a pool swimming towards a dollar bill on a fishhook. The baby has a penis roughly 40% larger than mine.
Our turkey brining rn:
21.11.2023 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I forgot how popular neon sugar was
14.11.2023 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish would step back from that wedge my friend...
14.11.2023 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MagaKUltra
14.11.2023 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Most of us start immune, and then develop a reaction. You just spent 2 of your 9 lives.
11.10.2023 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Google thinks soup is a drink. Literally any bowl of soup I've ever photographed.
06.10.2023 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bound 2 by Kanye is a prank on me, right? Every single part of the song is just the worst thing ever, and nobody else seems to notice.
03.10.2023 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Depends on your drain style, I suppose.
03.10.2023 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gas Town would be in his pants.
03.10.2023 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Better than having to poop right after you get into the shower.
03.10.2023 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Can't maintain because you're sick of yourself?
Well I'm sick of you too, fake!
You're a counterfeit"
- Limp Bizkit
I used to live for Rebel Assault
03.10.2023 16:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*fart superior sequel
03.10.2023 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kirk notoriously HAD the fattest pipe.
03.10.2023 05:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Ass-troids"
03.10.2023 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How many points for shidding in it?
03.10.2023 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
