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@zoemaestra.imzoe.me

i have no pussy but i must queef she/her https://imzoe.me/

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caramel and fudge ice cream in a bowl

caramel and fudge ice cream in a bowl

home made caramel and fudge ice cream i am gonna get so big and round

10.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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so much swearing went into this stupid printer πŸ₯΄

09.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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transparent pixel fold :) but then i proceeded to nick a ribbon cable :(

08.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i constantly think about this post

03.09.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14145    πŸ” 3412    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 89
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πŸ₯³ Say Hello to the New Emoji Coming in Unicode 17.0 This Fall! ✨ From πŸ₯Ή to πŸ¦– to 🎸, emoji have become the world's favorite way to say anythingβ€”without saying a word. Whether you're texting your best frie...

honestly we could get rid of any face emoji unicode has added from their past 5 years of attempts of making le next big meme face and i would be perfectly ok with that because le next big meme emoji is always gonna be some deep cut like 🎭 blog.unicode.org/2025/07/say-...

17.07.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

every tech company has the border radius guy each time they increase the border radius of any given rectangle by 1px they get a raise. it is the software engineering job most resilient to the ai revolution according to Professionals.

27.07.2023 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think there's much cuter than tunneling. it's an inherently adorable thing. "ohh I made a special little tube to fit myself in" yeah you did good job!!!
even if you're a computer it's cute! a lil tunnel on your network! ohhh are you hiding something in there? cute little computer thoughts??

10.04.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a bag of "skittles littles"

a bag of "skittles littles"

skittlespace

08.04.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

made-in-china.com and search by CAS number

26.03.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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pepper shelf :)

23.03.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lemonstruder πŸ‹ V2. Powered test. Gear ratio 72:20 (=3.6x) this has been a long time coming 🍸 Yes, it absolutely slaps.

22.03.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want estrogen now, you can diy

17.03.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mix it with oil, add a small amount of benzyl alcohol as a preservative and then dose it into gelatin capsules

17.03.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can buy progesterone powder from Chinese pharma companies for a fraction of the cost that the same amount would be from pharmacies. It's what I do and it's lasted me ages with enough to give large amounts to friends

17.03.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

200mg is pretty standard

17.03.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sooo funny watching people on reddit brag about deleting social media but always excluding reddit. click on their profiles and they got 500k karma, yeah you’ve really freed yourself from the shackles of the internet buddy

27.01.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my newest cyberdeck :> uses a pi 4, 720x720 touch display and a blackberry Q10 keyboard! the battery hatch also doubles as a kickstand, and the side buttons and dip switches are completely reprogrammable with the RP2040 inside

17.01.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

no actually i think it's kinda insane to try and say that I "gatekeep real trans people" because of a meme I made where the joke is that the british accent is just for show. i think i have the right to call someone dumb if they say that shit about me.

13.01.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

does your head make a rattling sound when you shake it?

13.01.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how many of your posts on this site aren't you trying to argue with someone?

13.01.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lmao watched that shit get deleted when you realised you were making a fool of yourself

13.01.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

its been a thing since like day 1

12.01.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you got me. all glory to elon musk

12.01.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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if anyone knows how to make the wretched lilygo t-keyboard work properly i will kiss you on the lips

12.01.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No because I don't want or need twitter blue features and i dont want to pay $100 a year for twitter, domain was a fraction of that and i was gonna use it for some other stuff but changed my mind so now it just redirects to the domain that i will switch this acc too whenever i can be bothered

12.01.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah lmao

12.01.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she doesn't understand the grindset of buying domains for projects that never happen πŸ˜”

12.01.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

default domain is like having numbers in your username

12.01.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
a simple drawing of a small cat being picked up by a claw of a claw machine. it is smiling and saying "okay! what ever you say!"

a simple drawing of a small cat being picked up by a claw of a claw machine. it is smiling and saying "okay! what ever you say!"

#catcrumb

20.11.2024 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

at groom lake telling the prototype aircraft how mature and advanced they are for their age

19.11.2024 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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