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What better way to get into the nullvember spirit than being formlocked as @kanadacat.bsky.social !

For the whole of November I’ll be kanada. But for every like and repost I’ll be stuck this way for additional time after nullvember!

1 like = 1 hour

1 repost = 8 hours

You do hunt for dad butts though.

Extremely tighty whities

My lactose intolerant ass getting into the ice cream again…

Hey you… yeah, YOU!! Would you want a silly colored sketch like these? If so im gonna be doing a special on them for just $15 dollars!

Fill out a form and select the silly colored sketch special! (Extra characters +$5 each)

Ill take as many of these as i can!

forms.gle/uFWzaM3q79xw...

It’s okay we are all gonna be distracted by what’s above the tattoo, no time to read it!

How have I only just learned that Kewpie babies are related to the mayo, like sure same name but wtf ?!? I’ve only heard the name kewpie babies in American media.

Threw off the shackles of binby and it’s wonderful! We love you too round butt derg!

Ooo yum! I hope you enjoy whatever you make with it!

You got this goat! What’s the plan for dinner?

Hoping for their safety <3

Wtf! That’s so sweet, I think that’s really thoughtful and kind thing to do, you’re a very good dog! I’m sorry the recipient wasn’t appreciative.

That’s fair, yeah I’ve seen him pull that out a couple of times. Apologies if I came across angry there

Nope he’s not. He’s just using weasel words and scummy tactics to “what about” people up to this minute. He’s still fighting this hours later. Backpedaling would also require a single apology which he has failed to do.

You keep saying things like “it’s not rules it’s reality” and it means absolutely nothing. No we don’t have to keep up our efforts “to continue being our new gender” because we can do what the hell we like with our own bodies. Do you need to prove yourself in your own gender constantly? Why do I?

Hey nimrod. Read the bottom lines of text in your very own screenshot. You tried to use the google Ai result as research and screenshotted counteracting evidence in the process! Lovely.

“You have to upkeep” is that what you say the rules are? Gotta be fem enough for Kamu to respect my pronouns!
Since you’re such a clear expert on the subject it makes sense that you should set the rules for us.

Also SAY FKN SORRY DUDE???? Holy crap I just re read everything and there’s not a word of apology in there? Not even a fake ass boilerplate “sorry for hurt caused”

You do not get to claim to have love for trans people with a post like THAT next to it. That was needlessly cruel and reads like a hard core terf troll message. You know coming out as trans doesn’t come with 10k for new clothes and instant gender affirming care, right? It takes time- respect that.

Holy smokes 💕

And they love each other very very very much

Do it do it do it ~ (if it’s right for you of course)

Its like a scratch n' sniff!

Happy Birthday @4giogio4.bsky.social I hope you like being a skunk tail.

Pov: You're tiny? You're small? You're Itty bitty? I'm gonna fucking sit on you?

Picking his teeth with an adventurer's sword while they churn away in that fat tank of a bold gut... never underestimate a kobold, the BIG one might show up and end your adventure early, as Hutts has learned :9

🎨: @azathura.bsky.social 🍖: @huttser.bsky.social #vore #digestion

Worth the Weight. 😻

Pressing Matters. 🐾

All fun and games. 🥩

A grey cat leans back in a computer chair, propping his paws on the table. His potbelly has little bulges in it as he picks his teeth, looking at his phone, saying "Damn micros...need to start eating less of em... or maybe just smaller ones." And insert shows his phone screen, where there's a diet app tracking his calories from the micros he's eaten.

Its so hard to resist a good snack! ... or twenty...
Fortunately, Nikel's got a handy app to help them cut some calories here and there...

Shaded Commission for Nikel!

#nommzart