Hunter JK

Every time I visit my parents, I stock up on unopened wine bottles #nochildleftbehind #dryjanuary

June 19th is almost upon us, my friends. Cordis Die ✊🏻 #callofduty #COD #blackops2 #cordisdie

So… when are things gonna get cheaper? #meme #tariffs #gov #fml

Wouldn’t it be easier to get a regular shirt and pour some Pine-Sol on it?

Have they considered hiring a younger pope? One that’ll last longer than 10 years?

So does Bannon have autism too?

One last Modelo before these babies cost $12 a can here in the States, God bless America 🇺🇸 🤟🏻🍻 #inflation #tarrifs #canada #mexico #meme

I know Luigi, I swear to God he’s innocent. He was helping me move my couch at 6:45 on Wednesday #freeluigi #luigimangione

Remember, you don’t assassinate animals. You kill them.

And corpos think there isn’t any player retention for single player games

I can’t wait for Musk to buy this app for 4 billion dollars

Has anyone mastered Bluesky dating yet? #single #dating

open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.

I miss living in a state that had winning sports teams

You look like you belong in a Backstreet Boys cover band.

Remember that scene in Planes, Trains and Automobiles when Del took his shoes and socks off on a crowded plane and waved them around? I wanna do that on a plane full of Jake Pauls.

Watching that fight was worse than watching my parents almost get divorced.

What if my only exposure to SVU is the full episode reuploads on Facebook?

I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.

Oh look new game 😍

“It’s almost like Simon Belmont can do anything. Even Moonwalk.”
–AVGN (2010)

I can’t wait to see Mike Tyson take a fall for Jake Paul #tysonvspaul #miketyson #jakepaul

I hope my first post doesn’t get me cancelled in the future