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AI is coming for one entertainment job only, and that's the guy who photoshops characters into framed photos for movies. Every job taken by AI is an outrage and a tragedy, but this guy had decades to improve his craft and he never fucking did it

"Minus half a star for the dog dicks but this was so much fun" "This movie was totally dudebrotastic, minus the dog dick" "Would've been 4 stars if it wasn't for the dog dick"

We hear you. It's time to use the power of digital technology to replace all the guns in our movie with more dog dicks

YouTube video by 5secondfilms Brian Smells Good Now

His Presence Heralds the Lengthening www.youtube.com/watch?v=czEQ...

the time is nearly upon us

The Nazis in power are going to start a new war to cover for the extrajudicial killings, which were covering for the massive paper trail of pedophilia, and boy oh boy tax season is just around the corner

YouTube video by 5secondfilms Marriage Sucks

Get sucked in to our latest 5SF www.youtube.com/watch?v=qopJ...

Man in red suit and bowtie, entering doorway happily

POV: Your husband has returned from selling vacuums door-to-door, a job which pays him $400 billion a year, hence the nice suit

YouTube video by 5secondfilms Politics?!

As always, fuck ICE and tell your friends we could use some subs! www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2V6...

The libbing will continue until morale improves

Welcome new followers! That's right, every 50 of you earns a 5SF that we can never run on our other socials. Come see why!

YouTube video by 5secondfilms Masking the Problem

Already getting a few “yeah fuck you too” comments, and guess what? That’s right it’s another fuck you. We’re playing ping pong now baby youtu.be/p7YDcDT2aWw?...

Get ready for the most Bluesky 5SF we’ve ever made

Hedda is Dude Bro Party Massacre III for people who hated Dude Bro Party Massacre III

Power moves only

BRAINDEAD STUDIOS on Fairfax is hosting our last L.A. screening of DBPM3 for our 10th anniversary screening series! It’s tomorrow - so get tickets now! studios.wearebraindead.com/purchase/110...

A poster featuring a young man encased in a beef box, fleeing from a serial killer, featuring the title DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III, the event's details, and photos of Director Jon Salmon and Handsome Celebrity Patton Oswalt

🚨 AUSTIN TX, TONIGHT! 🚨 Dude Bro Party Massacre III w/ @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in person!

🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️

I think in these extremely tense political times, it's important to be fair and balanced. Since we pride ourselves on always having our finger on the pulse of tense cultural moments, it's only right that we release a 5SF about a Cool Lime next week

YouTube video by 5secondfilms Cool Lemon

Now that we got over 500,000 followers on TikTok, I feel like our job is to confuse Gen Z right back. 67? That's the best you've got to confuse and irritate us, a number? Here's a folie a deux tale about a lemon in sunglasses www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1P6...

A woman speaks to someone while a lemon in sunglasses can be seen just over her shoulder

ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will

Weird that we’re not at the part where they smile like the Aphex Twin album cover when you call them nazis. Maybe deploy the national guard in a couple more cities I guess

An obvious bot trying to comment on our 5sf where idiots set their house on fire, calling it a “trend” they’re “obsessed” with.

The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

And as usual, we’re just 20 followers away from posting another 5sf that would never work on TikTok. That’s right, join us at get the scraps in glorious 16x9

YouTube video by 5secondfilms The 5SF Awards (ft. Patton Oswalt and Jack Quaid)

We’d like to say everyone’s a winner. But that would be a lie. A lie that could one day lead to more tremendous guest star cameos youtu.be/Z-ydvH3UnuY?...

And if you go frame by frame you can see the exact moment his heart breaks

Dufresne with an obvious fake beard attached to his face, standing in front of his superiors at work.

FireheadLazzo asks why the character Dufresne suddenly has a beard. E1craZ4life suggests it's because Dufresne is trying to look more masculine. Drpibisback7680 thinks it's because time has passed by decades without the sketch mentioning it.

Well, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead.

Come see us and Patton Oswalt next Friday, the unluckiest day of the year, at VIDIOTS! It's a cast and crew 10th anniversary screening of Dude Bro Party Massacre III!!

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It's been 10 years since Motherface massacred the Delta Bi Dude Bros.

LOS ANGELES: Are you ready for the college reunion? We are...

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YouTube video by 5secondfilms The Economic Reality of Cinco de Mayo

The tradition…continues? youtu.be/f6GtARRj9MY?...

When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed