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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Me flirting; that's a face I could sit on

"thirsty slut seeks gentle domme for water consumption"

Despite Ragathas enthusiasm, Pomni knows she's in for a rough night

That moment when you catch yourself before posting esoteric queer humor in your normie/cis chat.

Dodged a bullet there

Putin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Dating apps are so weird. Like yeah you'll find someone that's probably a perfect match.....

Except she still likes Harry Potter?!?

TMW your therapist no longer tells you that your dread and despair is just you overreacting

I'll tell you what,

I miss having threesomes

😅

Remember the good old days when you could cropdust an entire FYE on your lunch break?

remember what they took from us

they ask politicians like Mamdani if they are communists but they never ask anyone if they are a fascist and that's all you really need to know

I just had to deal with this exact situation..... I don't want to play den mother anymore

With real world threats escalating, I find I have less desire and energy to spend on the nonsense my local tenderqueers are upset about.

Like, I'm sorry, but we've got more important things to deal with as a community than infighting over personal opinions on media

Breasts heavy
Balls sweaty
Uh....
Moms spaghetti
Or whatever that guy said

It's pride month, be sure to rub one out for the homies

Tmw: you realize that you can't/won't be getting a birthday blowie because your nesting partner is unable to completely unhinge their jaw to accommodate you.

Like, what if I didn't be the one in charge of what I do for my birthday? Like, is it too much to ask that? One step away from buying my own cake at this point

(This has been my once a year self indulgence post)

Announcing the Discworld Graphic Novel Universe | Terry Pratchett Announcing the launch of the Discworld graphic novel universe, bringing the work of Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld to new readers.

NEWS: The Discworld Universe is set to get bigger...

We are excited to reveal that Terry Pratchett's Discworld books are being adapted as graphic novels. But what one are we starting with?

...how about three?

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It's truly the only way

Remembering the time in 2019 my now ex excitedly spit on the fox news building in NYC

Hottest thing I've ever seen

Smoke from a red flair fills the parliament chambers as representatives shout at eachother. The party in power holds Serbian flags on the far left.

Smoke from a black flair fills the parliment chambers, as well as a white streak from a smoke bomb or something.

If any Democrat congressmen or senators want some inspiration for the Sate of the Union tonight, the Serbian opposition party just set off flairs & emptied fire extinguishers in their parliament building...

Because appeasement worked so well before...

I'm just... I'm so tired, fam

It must come as a real shot to the mouth for Toe Brogan that he hasn't been appointed to the administration after all that dick sucking

To the NSA agent monitoring my actions, I hope you enjoy clown porn 😅

*Honk honk*

Body count means nothing, how many beds have you broken?

🌹 Humano Studios on Youtube is a treasure trove of extremely good DJ sets ranging such as huge variety of genres

I’m listing to a New Wave/Synth Pop set run by Gold Chisme and the shape and flow of the set is keeping me bopping through work

A chibi bridget from Strive saying “ you need to outlive them so you can piss on their graves”

🌌

Trump giving thumbs up while wearing crown. Caption reads: "Florida Man declares himself King, promptly shits himself"

Such a disgrace

And yes, they fucked.