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How do I tell Amazon to fuck off with Harry Potter merch recommendations, I ain't gonna buy that shit

Mashup of the Nancy Banker Comic and the Fish Ordering At The Krusty Krab meme, resulting in a blue fish saying: "I'll have a loan for two dollars" to which Squidward replies "what for?" "The circus is in town." Where all previous panels are Spongebob screencaps, the final panel features the fish and Squidward enjoying an ice cream cone in the circus from the Nancy comic.

Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.

my partner and i can no longer buy a home together because they were fired by Rockstar, without warning,

*checks notes*

for talking about working conditions with their colleagues in a private union discord server.

🙂

one of my favorite tropes

sometimes Vtuber fans are more entertaining

foreigners trying a yukata for the first time

landsknecht gyaru. I love her so much

lol

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths

2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake: “They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them

OKAYY FINE...

ILL BUILD AND AVATAR DECK GEEZ

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Comic by https://cassandracalin.tumblr.com Comic features a person who receives a text asking to hag out but was a typo to hang out. Person replies no let’s actually hag out and the final panel shows two people dressed like witches (hags)mixing things into a cauldron.

Taking applications for people to do hag stuff with.

Comic cred: cassandracalin.tumblr.com

a small pumpkin with a smiley face drawn on in sharpie pen sits within a larger pumpkin carved to look like its home

a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

16 hour day:
• Visuals for a conference
• Shooting a wrap up video
• Visuals for a nightclub
• Shooting Chromeo
NY owes me slice right now 🍕

"Genspect itself has no expertise or legitimacy" - which makes them a perfect vehicle for the anti-science, anti-human bullshit they're pushing.

Pope Leo says faith and love for migrants are connected In his first major document as leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Leo urges nations and believers to care for the poorest in society.

Go woke, go Pope

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

Screenshot of a New York Times webpage. The headline reads: “Supreme Court Live Updates: Justices Seem Set to Rule Against Colorado’s Ban on Conversion Therapy Torture.” The words “Conversion Therapy” are shown with red strikethroughs. A smaller subheading below explains: “Colorado and over 20 other states have banned the practice aimed at changing the sexual orientation or gender identity of young people.” The page header includes links like “Birthright Citizenship,” “L.A. Immigration Stops,” “Unsigned Orders in Trump’s Favor,” and “Florida Immigration.” Would you like me to also provide a shorter, accessibility-friendly version of the alt text (like what a screen reader would ideally read aloud), or keep this more detailed one?

Fixed.

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

chat is it good when the president of the united states on national television says "we took the freedom of speech away"