Whoever voted Canucks jersey over yoga pants back in round one is living in a bubble, I think...
30.07.2025 19:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jyrki21.bsky.social
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Whoever voted Canucks jersey over yoga pants back in round one is living in a bubble, I think...
30.07.2025 19:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💣🇩🇪 BREAKING: The Vancouver Whitecaps are finalizing a deal to sign Thomas Müller, per sources
Agreement in principle on discovery rights. @manuelveth.bsky.social 1st
Cincy receive up to around $400k GAM for rights. Final formalities
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A bit hypocritical, no?
28.04.2025 22:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a dedicated Masers fan, I don’t see the issue?
10.03.2025 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Canucks were so close to the exciting milestone of cracking double-digit shots before the midway point of the game… but then the stat-counters took away #10.
10.03.2025 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, is there anyone out there who truly doesn't get that? I think the ones who pretend otherwise are just being obtuse on purpose.
14.02.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Once again, I ask fans why they get excited for revenue/cap increases. This is the obvious and immediate result.
14.02.2025 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Canucks all-time goal per game leaders
1. Drew O'Connor 0.67
2. Tyler Toffoli 0.60
2. Pavel Bure 0.59
4. Tony Tanti 0.47
5. Alexander Mogilny 0.45
I know they told you he’s not injured… and I’m not saying it’s the only (or even the main) thing, but… he is definitely injured.
07.02.2025 05:00 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0“You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.” -Wayne Gretzky
“We don’t believe you.” -The Vancouver #Canucks
You know how actors submit specific episodes of a show for Emmy consideration? The Canucks should submit these Hughes-less games for Quinn’s Hart Trophy consideration.
03.02.2025 04:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did the Canucks criticize the officials recently? They seem to have just stopped getting calls.
03.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0@ihatethisteam.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social @bertovo.bsky.social The Canucks traded Zack Kassian and a pick for Prust, not Dale Weise… it was way worse! 😂
24.01.2025 17:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0👆👆👆👆 This right here. There’s a reason it’s called playing the advantage. The Oilers would have blown a gasket if they were controlling play in the offensive zone 6-on-5 and the ref blew it down to force a faceoff with only a few seconds left.
23.01.2025 03:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not just worse. FAR worse.
21.01.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am actually shocked they didn’t find a way to keep McDavid in for Edmonton’s game against Ovechkin.
21.01.2025 01:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ghost stories in Edmonton
20.01.2025 02:19 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We certainly have them here in Ottawa. Sounds like you can find some killer deals on Canuck hats if you visit one…
20.01.2025 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ghost stories in Edmonton
20.01.2025 02:19 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Solid point, unless Demko was one of the penalized players.
Also, shouldn’t it become 4-on-4 or even 3-on-3 at that point?
Myers will get suspended. McDavid I’d be less sure.
19.01.2025 05:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Everyone else on the ice has minors.” 😂
19.01.2025 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, brilliant strategic penalty-taking by Garland there. No red cards in hockey, so no reason not to.
19.01.2025 05:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I REALLY hope Garland asked Draisaitl why he was so pissy when they were visor-to-visor there.
19.01.2025 05:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1“Vancouver is such a tough, negative place to play!”
[Local crowd rhythmically chants the name of a player who probably didn’t even actually score a goal in the first period]
Good morning Canada Soccer fans! The #CanWNT gets a new coach in former England international and NWSL coach of the year Casey Stoney, while #VWFC set to announce Brondby manager Jesper Sorensen as their new HC….
*deleted previous tweet with stupid typo
They can drive in from the North Shore during rush hour for a similar effect.
12.01.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holden-Druken Cup
Final Standings
🏆 Carolina (2-0, 8 GF, 3 GA)
🥈 Vancouver (1-1, 3 GF, 2 GA)
🥉 Toronto (0-2, 3 GF, 9 GA)