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Jyrki21

@jyrki21.bsky.social

Hockey iconoclast, loyal Cascadian. Creator of "Benning on Empty". I’m the guy who yells “passsss!” on the power play.

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Whoever voted Canucks jersey over yoga pants back in round one is living in a bubble, I think...

30.07.2025 19:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Vancouver Whitecaps finalizing Müller signing, agree in principle for rights: Sources The Vancouver Whitecaps are finalizing a deal to sign German legend Thomas Müller, sources tell GIVEMESPORT.

💣🇩🇪 BREAKING: The Vancouver Whitecaps are finalizing a deal to sign Thomas Müller, per sources

Agreement in principle on discovery rights. @manuelveth.bsky.social 1st

Cincy receive up to around $400k GAM for rights. Final formalities

w/ @jacobsben.bsky.social
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29.07.2025 14:19 — 👍 144    🔁 18    💬 10    📌 30
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A bit hypocritical, no?

28.04.2025 22:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a dedicated Masers fan, I don’t see the issue?

10.03.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Canucks were so close to the exciting milestone of cracking double-digit shots before the midway point of the game… but then the stat-counters took away #10.

10.03.2025 02:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, is there anyone out there who truly doesn't get that? I think the ones who pretend otherwise are just being obtuse on purpose.

14.02.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Once again, I ask fans why they get excited for revenue/cap increases. This is the obvious and immediate result.

14.02.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Canucks all-time goal per game leaders
1. Drew O'Connor 0.67
2. Tyler Toffoli 0.60
2. Pavel Bure 0.59
4. Tony Tanti 0.47
5. Alexander Mogilny 0.45

07.02.2025 06:13 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I know they told you he’s not injured… and I’m not saying it’s the only (or even the main) thing, but… he is definitely injured.

07.02.2025 05:00 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

“You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.” -Wayne Gretzky

“We don’t believe you.” -The Vancouver #Canucks

07.02.2025 04:58 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

You know how actors submit specific episodes of a show for Emmy consideration? The Canucks should submit these Hughes-less games for Quinn’s Hart Trophy consideration.

03.02.2025 04:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did the Canucks criticize the officials recently? They seem to have just stopped getting calls.

03.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

@ihatethisteam.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social @bertovo.bsky.social The Canucks traded Zack Kassian and a pick for Prust, not Dale Weise… it was way worse! 😂

24.01.2025 17:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👆👆👆👆 This right here. There’s a reason it’s called playing the advantage. The Oilers would have blown a gasket if they were controlling play in the offensive zone 6-on-5 and the ref blew it down to force a faceoff with only a few seconds left.

23.01.2025 03:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not just worse. FAR worse.

21.01.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am actually shocked they didn’t find a way to keep McDavid in for Edmonton’s game against Ovechkin.

21.01.2025 01:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ghost stories in Edmonton

20.01.2025 02:19 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We certainly have them here in Ottawa. Sounds like you can find some killer deals on Canuck hats if you visit one…

20.01.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ghost stories in Edmonton

20.01.2025 02:19 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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19.01.2025 06:44 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Solid point, unless Demko was one of the penalized players.

Also, shouldn’t it become 4-on-4 or even 3-on-3 at that point?

19.01.2025 05:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Myers will get suspended. McDavid I’d be less sure.

19.01.2025 05:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Everyone else on the ice has minors.” 😂

19.01.2025 05:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, brilliant strategic penalty-taking by Garland there. No red cards in hockey, so no reason not to.

19.01.2025 05:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I REALLY hope Garland asked Draisaitl why he was so pissy when they were visor-to-visor there.

19.01.2025 05:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

“Vancouver is such a tough, negative place to play!”

[Local crowd rhythmically chants the name of a player who probably didn’t even actually score a goal in the first period]

19.01.2025 03:43 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good morning Canada Soccer fans! The #CanWNT gets a new coach in former England international and NWSL coach of the year Casey Stoney, while #VWFC set to announce Brondby manager Jesper Sorensen as their new HC….

*deleted previous tweet with stupid typo

13.01.2025 15:44 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

They can drive in from the North Shore during rush hour for a similar effect.

12.01.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holden-Druken Cup
Final Standings

🏆 Carolina (2-0, 8 GF, 3 GA)
🥈 Vancouver (1-1, 3 GF, 2 GA)
🥉 Toronto (0-2, 3 GF, 9 GA)

12.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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