phil @realpartphil - Bluesky Profile

Soon, Sensei! Soon! 🥋 🤜 🤛

17.09.2025 21:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cleaning before the cleaners come has caused more divorces than infidelity and and being closeted combined

14.09.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oh shit, that’s terrible. Sorry to hear

14.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sensei!

06.09.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't know why... but... @realpartphil.bsky.social

26.08.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

How this isn't on the Chili's website as the best review ever is a crime...

29.08.2025 04:04 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Normalize, and stop being ashamed of, saying no to high cost events because of the truth:

Shit is expensive.

You don't need to save face.

I don't know much, but I know 2 things about "the Jones's".

1)they will never care if you are keeping up.

2)they will never want to be your friends.

29.08.2025 20:49 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It’s a 10/10

29.08.2025 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grow up… #pizzaslut

27.08.2025 19:23 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

Just bought this off Facebook. Thoughts?

29.08.2025 02:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would 100% rock this. I love me some fine dining drama

29.08.2025 01:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Wild night at the OG…

28.08.2025 18:28 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

24.08.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

21.08.2025 01:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sandbar on Granville island?

16.08.2025 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did you cock a cougar?

16.08.2025 04:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m laying with my son. I opened this app and this showed up. He wonders if this was you. He’s five

16.08.2025 04:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

445 feet 🦶 🧴

16.08.2025 04:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

16.08.2025 03:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

*licking

Fml

15.08.2025 19:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha I’m flattered.

I love the one where the dog is kicking the woman’s head and then she’s a giant chomp and it just turns into a salad.

Takes down the garden path…

15.08.2025 19:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

😂

15.08.2025 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0